"Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon."
REMARKS BY THE EDITOR
by, well, the editor!
This column is probably the insanest there is to be found in ST
NEWS. I don't mean this article, you silly, but the entire
column, or cascadeing submenu or whetever you may want to call
it, that you find this in.
All of these articles have a few things in common. For starters,
most logically and apparently, they're all written by the same
individual. This particular individual is Lars Johansson (and
known under various other self-inflicted nicknames and the like)
and he's a person that has obviously been living too close to the
magnetic north pole for too long. His brain has been seriously
affected, resulting in a sense of humour that is probably very
intense but that just seems to be too intense for me. I don't
understand half of what he writes, but I am too afraid to scrap
any of the stuff he submits for fear of simply being too
bewilderedly simplistic myself and him and all you readers out
there being out of my league altogether. I loathe censorship and
I think people should be able to read more than just my humour
and things that I like. Verandering van spijs doet eten, is
something we say in these here Flatlands occasionally, and it's
applicable here, I think.
Second, of course, all these stories are completely out the
other side. Crazy as a doornail, or a doorknob for that matter.
Maybe even the door itself. Crazy, crazy, so crazy it's
threatening to attain normality again some day. Just like a girl
once said the Rolling Stones are all so ugly they're actually
Lars is - I suppose - a really nice dude, and basically I just
wanted to include this little article (well, more of a note
really) to tell you that I think you should be drunk when you
read Lars's stuff. Stupefyingly so. For if you aren't you might
be - or want to be - right afterwards.
The other articles in this submenu should be opened by people
with a staggeringly flexichronic sense of humour.
Don't complain that I didn't warn you!
(And in between all this craziness you may find a few
intellectual gems that should provide you some food for thought
The text of the articles is identical to the originals like they appeared in old ST NEWS issues. Please take into consideration that the author(s) was (were) a lot younger and less responsible back then. So bad jokes, bad English, youthful arrogance, insults, bravura, over-crediting and tastelessness should be taken with at least a grain of salt. Any contact and/or payment information, as well as deadlines/release dates of any kind should be regarded as outdated. Due to the fact that these pages are not actually contained in an Atari executable here, references to scroll texts, featured demo screens and hidden articles may also be irrelevant.