Fatal Heritage

 TOP TEN SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN

10   In course of life, will eat own weight in Slim Jims
9    Has had at least one sexual encounter with a Gabor sister.
8    Can name more Ninja Turtles than Supreme Court Justices.
7    Can't stand them no-good, stinkin' Swedes.
6    Watches 14 hours of television a day, none of it CBS.
5    Thomas  Jefferson was "that funny black guy who was  married
     to Weezie."
4    Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.
3    Has been rejected from the Simpson jury three times.
2    Thinks that Ebert could beat the crap out of Siskel.
1    Hates job. Hates spouse. Hates life. Loves Cheetos.

                               The Late Show with David Letterman

          ST NEWS ADVENTURE SOLUTION: "FATAL HERITAGE"
                        by Math Claessens

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ENOUGH  MONEY-GO METRO-GO STATION PASTEUR-PUT ON  ESCALATOR-LEAVE
METROSTATION-E-USE  BALLOON  ON GLASS SPLINTERS-TALK  TO  DOCTOR-
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METRO STATION-GO METRO-GO TO AIRPORT-E-W-EXAMINE FLIGHTPLAN-GO TO
BERLIN-LEAVE AIRPORT-GO TAXI-W-UNLOCK DOOR-OPEN DOOR-ENTER  DOOR-
ENTER  ELEVATOR-UP-OPEN THE DOOR FROM YOUR  ROOM-ENTER  DOOR-E-E-
EXAMINE  FILE-EXAMINE HEINZ-GET HEINZ-GO MAIN  SCREEN-N-W-N-CLOSE
DOOR-ENTER  ELEVATOR-DOWN -LEAVE ELEVATOR-GO OUTSIDE-CLOSE  DOOR-
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EXAMINE FLIGHTPLAN-GO TO DAKAR-TALK TO MAN-PLAY THE GAME UNTIL HE
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DOWN-LEAVE ELEVATOR-GO OUTSIDE-CLOSE DOOR-LOCK DOOR-E-ENTER TAXI-
ENTER  AIRPORT-EXAMINE FLIGHTPLAN-GO TO  MIAMI-LEAVE  AIRPORT-HIT
TAXI-TALK  MAN-ANSWER:1-2-1-2-1-GO TAXI-AT THE HARBOUR:GO TO  THE
SHIP-GO  TO THE COLD STORAGE CHAMBER-OPEN THE LITTLE DOOR ON  THE
RIGHT  FROM THE DOOR FROM THE COLD STORAGE  CHAMBER-TURN  SWITCH-
OPEN  DOOR FROM COLD STORAGE CHAMBER-USE COAT (YOU MUST WEAR  THE
COAT)-ENTER   THE  DOOR  FROM  THE  COLD   STORAGE   CHAMBER-(SAN
ELDORADO)-TALK  MAN-ANSWER:2-1-1-2-2-SHOW  VACCINATION  PASS   TO
CUSSTOMS OFFICER-E-E-TALK TO STREET HAWKER-ANSWER:3-2-2-1-1-1-GET
AXE-E-E-W-E-TALK  MAN-ANSWER:1-1-1-2-1-1-GIVE  WALKMAN-W-W-W-W-GO
WITH  THE SHIP TO DAKAR-W-PLAY THE GAME TO MAKE SOME  MONEY-ENTER
AIRPORT-GO  TO PARIS-E-GO METRO-GO WEST TO METRO-GO  TO  CHÅTELET
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TO  THE  SHIP-GO  TO  THE  COLD  STORAGE  CHAMBER-USE  COAT-ENTER
CHAMBER-(SAN ELDORADO)-E-E-E-E-ENTER CAR-CLICK WITH THE CURSOR ON
THE STREET-THEN USE THE ISALND MAP-EXAMINE MAP-GO TO THE COTTAGE-
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THE  MAP FROM THE ISLAND-GO TO THE BRIDGE-USE BOARDS  ON  BRIDGE-
WALK  OVER BRIDGE TO COTTAGE-USE COCO'S MIRROR ON THE LIGHT  LEFT
IN THE SCREEN-GO TO THE SUN GOD-USE DIAMOND IN THE EYE OF THE SUN
GOD-GET   KEY  AND  GET  TESTAMENT-(LAST   WILL)-LEAVE   ROOM-(GO
OUTSIDE)-EXAMINE  MAP OF THE ISLAND-GO TO THE  MAIN  BUILDING-USE
KEY  TO OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR-ENTER GARAGE-GIVE BONES  TO  DOG-GET
DYNAMITE-GO  TO THE MAIN SCREEN-EXAMINE THE ISLAND MAP-GO TO  THE
OLD  MINE-ENTER  OLD MINE-USE DYNAMITE IN THE LEFT  HOLE  AT  THE
FLOOR-USE  LIGHTER ON DYNAMITE-LEAVE THE OLD MINE-EXAMINE  ISLAND
MAP-GO TO SAN ELDORADOV CITY-W-W-W-W-GO WITH THE SHIP TO DAKAR-W-
ENTER AIRPORT-GO TO PARIS-EXAMINE FLIGHTPLAN-GO TO BERLIN-E-ENTER
TAXI-W-W-TALK  TO LADY-ANSWER:1-1-2-2-1-GO EAST TO  THE  NOTARY'S
OFFICE-GO  ON AND ENTER THE OFFICE-USE TESTAMENT (LAST  WILL)  ON
NOTARY...........THE END...........

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