"Women and cats do as they damn well please. Men and dogs had
best learn to live with it."
EXTRACT FROM "ENCYCLOPAEDIAS OF MAGIC", VOLUME I
Gukkulukk Magical dance. Performer dances round its subject
whilst clapping and doing silly things, looking
intensively at the subject and generally having
fun. The effect is that the subject will find
itself starting to feel very funny about the
performer in a very funny way. If the subject is
under the Haaa spell (Cf.), it will tip over and
not remember anything about what happened between
the Gukkulukk and the next time it gets to breathe
fresh air. The fresh air will be used for
recovery. If this recovery is interrupted by
further attention from the performer of the
Gukkulukk, a crush is bound the strike the
Haaa spell Spell that will awaken the subject's optimism as
well as making it aware of the existence of the
spell caster. Often used together with the
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