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 "Just  because  your  voice reaches  halfway  around  the  world
doesn't  mean you are any wiser than when it reached only to  the
end of the bar."
                                                 Edward R. Murrow


   ST NEWS ADVENTURE SOLUTION: SORCERER GETS ALL THE GIRLS II
                        by Math Claessens

 Tip:  In  naughty mode,  try to fuck the elephant and try  other
things with the girls,  not just fucking.  Mind you,  this is for
adults only...

PREFACE : CALM BEFORE THE STORM

NAUGHTY-TAKE ALL-PRENT BANANA-WAIT-SLICE BANANA-OUT-TAKE PACKAGE-
IN-OPEN  PACKAGE-OPEN BOX-READ NOTICE-WAIT UNTIL THE BATH TUB  IS
JUST ABOUT FULL-FOY BANANA-WAIT UNTIL THE SORCERER RETURNS-W-W-W-
DOWN-GET   BAG-UP-E-NE-NW-SW-UP  (YOUR  ROOM)-GET   ENVELOPE-OPEN
ENVELOPE-READ  LETTER-DOWN-NE-SE-W-S-TAKE   CASSEROLE-S-S-SW-WAIT
UNTIL 9:00-OPEN DOOR-NW (PRESIDENT'S HOUSE)-LISTEN TO  PRESIDENT-
LISTEN  TO  PRESIDENT-LISTEN TO PRESIDENT-TAKE BOX  AND  KEY-OPEN
BOX-SE-N-E-NE-NW-SW-UP-ENTER BED-SLEEP-

CHAPTER ONE: STATUE OF LIMITATIONS
WAIT  UNTIL  THE  CEREMONIAL  IS  DONE-UP-UP-TAKE  SPELLBOOK  AND
NOTEBOOK AND KEY-DOWN-LOOK AT TROPHY CASE-OPEN CASE-TAKE BOX  AND
SEXTANT-OPEN  BOX-OUT-E-DOWN-UNLOCK DOOR-OPEN DOOR-IN-ATTACH  ALL
TO SORCERER'S APPLIANCE-DROP ALL-PRESS BOTH BUTTONS-IN-TURN POWER
DIAL  TO  ONE-TURN  COLOR  DIAL  TO  WHITE-PULL  LEVER-OUT-IN-GET
DIAMOND-OUT-GET ALL-W-UP-S-E-N-CUT GLASS WITH DIAMOND-GET BOX-GET
BOOK-OPEN  BOX-S-W-N-E-WAIT UNTIL 9:30-WAIT UNTIL  THE  PROFESSOR
FINISH HIS LESSONS-W-U-U-U-CAST WOOSH-UP-PUT MOUSTACHE ON STATUE-
D-D-D-TAKE BENDER-TAKE BOX (AT 1:00)-OPEN BOX-D-D-W-S-WAIT  UNTIL
THE   PROFESSOR  FINISH  HIS  LESSONS-N-E-D-E-ATTACH  BENDER   TO
SORCERER'S APPLIANCE-W-UP-UP-WAIT UNTIL A KEY FALLS ON THE FLOOR-
TAKE  KEY-WAIT UNTIL THE PROFESSOR FINISH HIS LESSONS-OPEN  EWC-1
AND  OPEN MTC+ AND OPEN TRANSELERATOR AND OPEN TRANSTOP-PUT  IRON
IN  BOWL-PUT EWC-1 IN BOWL-PUT MTC+ IN BOWL-PUT MTC+ IN  BOWL-PUT
TRANSELERATOR  IN BOWL-LOOK AT IRON-LOOK AT IRON-PUT TRANSTOP  IN
BOWL-TAKE  COPPER-DROP  EWC-1  AND  MTC+  AND  TRANSELERATOR  AND
TRANSTOP-D-S-S-E-SIT ON CHAIR-W-N-OPEN STUMP-GET BOX AND OPEN IT-
N-D-GET  GOLD-GET BOX AND GOLD-OPEN  BOX-KWELP  FRESCO-S-S-YUHPEE
BORK-GIVE  GOLD  TO BORK-ENTER SHIP (SIMULATION  LAB)-WAIT  UNTIL
9:00-(INITATION    ROOM)-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-UP-UP-ENTER     BED-SLEEP
(10:00)-

CHAPTER TWO: MASCOT FREE

AFTER THE CEREMONIAL:UP-UP-TAKE ALL BUT  BEDSHEET-D-NE-E-D-E-DROP
ALL-PRESS BOTH BUTTONS-IN-TURN POWER DIAL TO TWO-TURN GREEN  DIAL
TO  BUSH-PUSH RIGHT BUTTON-PULL  LEVER-OUT-IN-TAKE  BUSH-OUT-TAKE
ALL-W-U-U-TAKE BLUE FLUID-D-S-S-SE-OPEN DESK-GET BOX AND OPRN IT-
NW-W-N-N-WAIT  UNTIL  9:30-WAIT UNTIL THE  PROFESSOR  FINISH  HIS
LESSON-E-E-U-WAIT UNTIL 1:30-WAIT UNTIL THE PROFESSOR FINISH  HIS
LESSON-D-W-W-S-S-SW  (TAPPA KEGGA  BRU)-EXAMINE  CASSEROLE-PISEKS
LARVA-D-OPEN  BLUE FLUID-SHAKE BUSH-SRINKO MASCOT-SRINKO  MASCOT-
SRINKO MASCOT-UNCHAIN MASCOT-FRIMP MANHOLE-D-GET GOGGLES (YOU CAN
USE  THE  GOGGLES,  BUT  I SHOW YOU HOW  TO  GET  OUT)-E-SE-PRESS
TRIANGULAR  BUTTON-N-PRESS  TRAPEZOIDAL BUTTON-E-SE-GET  BOX  AND
OPEN  IT-S-OPEN  DOOR-IN-UP-DROP  BLUE  FLUID-FUCK   HILLARY-TAKE
HARNESS-OUT-E-N-NE-N-DOWN-E-ATTACH    HARNESS    TO    SORCERER'S
APPLIANCE-WAIT  UNTIL 9:00-WAIT UNTIL THE CELLAR IS  EMPTY-UP-UP-
ENTER BED-WAIT UNTIL 10:00-SLEEP-

CHAPTER THREE: DRENCH TOAST

WAIT  UNTIL THE CEREMONIAL IS DONE-UP-UP-GET ALL BUT  BEDSHEET-D-
NE-E-D-E-DROP ALL-PRESS BOTH BUTTONS-IN-TURN GREEN DIAL TO  MOSS-
PRESS LEFT BUTTON (THE LEFT BUTTON MUST READ:  MOIST)-(THE  RIGHT
BUTTON MUST READ:ROCKBOUND)-PULL LEVER-OUT-IN-TAKE SPATULA  MOSS-
TURN  POWER DIAL TO THREE-PULL RED CORD-PULL RED CORD-PULL  GREEN

CORD-PULL LEVER-OUT-IN-TAKE SQUIRREL-OUT-TAKE ALL-W-U-U-OPEN BAG-
PUT  ALL  IN  BAG-TAKE BOWL-PUT MOSS IN  BOWL-SHOW  CASSEROLE  TO
SQUIRREL-TAKE VOMIT-PUT VOMIT IN BOWL-D-S-E-U-TAKE HORN-D-W-SW-W-
D-TAKE  SPELLBOOK-TAKE  LARVA-PISEKS  LARVA-FRIMP  MANHOLE-D-WAIT
UNTIL  4:00-FRIMP  MANHOLE-UP-S-LOOK AT POSTER-WAIT  UNTIL  7:30-
DRINK  SPEED  POTION-VOMP PLUNGER-THRUB LOW GLUPP  KEY-THRUB  LOW
GLUPP  KEY-EXTROWIG SLIDE-OSCILLOOP HALF_BURM LEVER-WOOZLE  RIGHT
PEDAL  (THIS  WAS THE SUMMER HEAT SONG)-N-DROP  HORN-TAKE  COOKIE
CUTTER-U-E-NE-N-D-E-ATTACH COOKIE CUTTER TO APPLIANCE-WAIT  UNTIL
9:00-WAIT  UNTIL  THE CELLAR IS  EMPTY-U-U-ENTER  BED-WAIT  UNTIL
10:00-SLEEP

CHAPTER FOUR:BARMAID IN HEAVEN

WAIT UNTIL THE CEREMONIAL IS DONE-U-U-TAKE HOW TO BOOK AND  SPELL
BOOK AND COPPER-D-NE-SE-SW-W-SW-OPEN DOOR-IN-UP-OPEN DRESSER-TAKE
FROCK-D-OUT-E-N-NE-N-D-E-DROP   ALL-PRESS  BOTH   BUTTONS-IN-TURN
POWER  DIAL  TO FOUR-PULL LEVER-OUT-TAKE ALL-GIVE FROCK  TO  EVE-
(FUCK HET TO)-EVE,FOLLOW ME-W-U-S-E-D-TAKE PELLET-U-W-NW-N-E-E-E-
E-S-READ HOW TO BOOK-GIVE COUPON TO MAN-N-N-NE-TAKE  FLOSS-SW-NW-
TAKE TABLECLOTH-SE-E-GIVE TABLECLOTH AND FLOSS TO  EVE-WAIT-WAIT-
W-PISEKS SAPLING-EVE,WAIT-UP-FOGWACKA-REPAIR SHOWER-W-UNLOCK DOOR
AND OPEN IT-W-TAKE INVITATION-E-E-D-EVE,FOLLOW ME-GIVE INVITATION
AND PELLET TO EVE-N-WAIT UNTIL 3:00-EVE,CROSS ROPE-EVE,PUT PELLET
IN BOWL-S-TAKE BELT-S-W-W-W-W-IN-E-D-E-ATTACH BELT TO  APPLIANCE-
WAIT UNTIL 9:00-(INITIATION ROOM)-WAIT UNTIL THE CELLAR IS EMPTY-
U-U-ENTER BED-WAIT UNTIL 10:00-SLEEP-

CHAPTER FIVE:ROYAL BLUSH

AFTER   THE  CEREMONIAL:U-U-TAKE  ALL-D-NE-SE-W-S-U-PRESS   GREEN
BUTTON-D-N-E-N-D-E-DROP ALL-PRESS BOTH BUTTONS-IN-TURN POWER DIAL
TO FIVE-TURN RIGHT DIAL TO SEVEN-TURN LEFT DIAL TO C-PULL  LEVER-
WAIT (DON'T GO OUT)-OUT-TAKE SPELL  BOOK-W-U-W-N-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-
N-N-(SHRINE)-DEPLUMIT-GET  GOLD-GET BOX AND GOLD-OPEN  BOX-U-S-W-
GIVE  GOLD TO LOLA-E-E-GIVE TICKET TO GUARD-WAIT UNTIL  1:00-WAIT
UNTIL YOU SEE THE QUEEN-MOON QUEEN-OPEN DRAIN-CLOSE  DRAIN-REPAIR
HOT WATER-TURN ON HOT WATER-WASH COIN-KWELP COIN-TAKE BUBBLEWAND-
(FUCK    THE   QUEEN    TO)-W-W-S-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-IN-E-D-E-ATTACH
BUBBLEWAND TO APPLIANCE-DROP SPELL BOOK-PRESS BOTH  BUTTONS-WAIT-
WAIT-WAIT-

FINALE:STORM BEFORE CALM

IN-PULL  LEVER-WAIT-OUT-GET  ALL-UGUGOOWAH-FRIMP  MANHOLE-D-SE-S-
FRIMP MANHOLE-U-U-W-W-S-U-PRESS GREEN BUTTON-PUSH CART NORTH-PUSH
CART NORTH-PUT BODY ON CART-COVER BODY WITH BED SHEET-SHAKE BUSH-
PUSH   CART   SOUTH-WAIT  UNTIL  JOEY   ROTTENWOOD   ARRIVES-TAKE
BUBBLEWAND-PUSH  CART SOUTH-DEPLUMIT CART-D-PUSH CART  NORTH-PUSH
CART  NORTH-PUSH CART EAST-PUSH CART EAST-DEPLUMIT  CART-DEPLUMIT
MYSELF-ATTACH BUBBLEWAND TO APPLIANCE-DROP ALL-PUSH BOTH BUTTONS-
PUSH CART IN-TURN POWER DIAL TO SIX-PULL LEVER-OUT-THE END!!!!!!!
SCORE 1000/1000..............SEE YOU AGAIN IN SPELLCASTING 301...

 I know all you guys out there have problems with adventures,  be
they big or small.  Whatever the problem is,  I am there to solve
them. Never hesitate to call or write to me at the address below.

 Math Claessens
 Wagenaarstraat 58
 NL-6164 XM  Geleen (L)
 The Netherlands
 Tel. ++31-46-752532 (do mind possible time differences!)

 Don't  forget stampts if you write.  Don't forget the time  when
you call.  I prefer telecommunicative contacts between 19:30  and
22:00 hours if you don't mind.  And forget about contacting me in
any weekends! 

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