WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN by Mark van den Boer
Editorial remark: This is a slightly X-rated contribution from
our machine language course instructor of old. He found it very
amusing and I must admit: I found it funny, too. For men only,
though (women tend to hate the things that are said in the next
few lines)...
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. Beer stains wash out
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer
4. Your bee will always wait patiently for you in the car while
you play hockey
5. When your beer goes flat you toss it
6. Beer is never late
7. Hangovers go away
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
9. Beer labels come off without a fight
10. When you go to a bar you know you can always
pick up a beer
11. Beer never had a headache
12. After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with another
beer on your breath
14. If you pour a beer right you will always get good head
15. You can have more than one beer a night and not
feel guilty
16. A beer always goes down easy
17. You can always share a beer with your friends
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
19. A beer is always wet
20. Beer doesn't demand equality
21. You can have a beer in public
22. A beer doesn't care when you come
23. A frigid beer is a good beer
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good