YEAH! ANOTHER HIDDEN ARTICLE!
Let's have a small remark before. This text was typed in by Spaz
of the Lost Boys when he was, like, really pissed. We considered
it to be very funny and it has therefore been included....
sopaz of the list bnoya
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well i would just luke to welcome yuo to the ist out of my scull
scrll text writen by spass for the list boya . at the mklment i
can not unerst\and what is going on becaus they are takl9ing
about some shitty crgay demo by defuck fuck and it is realy
mind fuccking a\ndd i dl not uNDER SXTAM DF WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO
HAPPEN WITH IT BUT I TINK IT IOS IS KWUIT GOOOOD AND SHUD BE
SPRFED ANUGST LOTS ANG LOTS OF HACKERS LIUKE THE LIST BOIE S .
I HOPE THAT YU CAN 0SEE,THJIS DEMO IN A FEWMWEEKS BECAUSE I THINK
ITS ID THE BESRN DEMO EVER WRITTEN BY THER L,OSR BOTD BOYDM AND
SOME OTHER SHITTTTY GHROP CALLEF THE LOSR BOYS AND UI LIKE IT6
ALOT BECAUSE IT IAS THERY, GRUVY AND ITY SHOULD BER OPUT IN OUR
OUR NEW NERW FUCKING MEDA DEMO EVEN THOPUH IT IS NICHT AS GUT AS
DEE MIND FUCK ME UP MY BUNMMER.
AT THE MIOMENT WE ARE THERY PISSTT OF WITH THE KRAUT IN THE LOST
BOPYS BECAUSE HE IS IS A TOTOL TOOSSWSEER AND SHOULD BE SHOT IN
THE HAED LIKE ALK THE OTHER FUCKING KRAUTS IN THBE WA\ZRSD
HAHQAHAHAHAHA SDUCK ION THAT .
I LOVE SLYMENSTRA HEMEN BECAUSE SHE IS VERI VERY CVEIU VERT HORNY
AND I WOULD KLIKE TO SICK MYG TOOOLOOL0O UPHER ICE CREEM JELLY
WITH A Big bannaa qand bklack jelle blumonge crean cace wit mi
fgist up her bum (yeaaaah mice).
at thw momeny wer have some crao shir on thw stereo and tim
wanker shold be shot in the bak for listening to suck shit music,
cause it is ver y veri crap wand i have a bad hed ack , tim is
a complret tosser and i think he nos it too because every bod y
tells him that thwey hate him and he has a stupi hair cut.
tin is a tosserr##
atg thE MOMENT TIM IS DABCING KLIKE A COMPLETE AND UTTER DICK
HEAD L;IKE HE NORMALLY DOES.
LOST BOIS ARE VERY VERYVERYT VERY VERY VERYVERY VE4RY VERY VERY
VERY VERY SHIT AND TIM IS A COMPLETE QAND URTTER
FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"!!!!!11111111
11111
IT IS VERY VERY HUT IN HERE AND I NEED TO HASve a piss in thwe
glove c0ompart meny of dicks car
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hahahhahahasha
i hopr you notice a can still spelll thr worf digk and that tim
is stoll dancing in a very stupid way and has still got a fukin
stupid har cut and hje wstill shold bve shot in the hed thor
liking suk shit muisiz.
hbe iS BNOW DQANCING TO EVE MORE SHIT MOSIC THAN HE WAZ BEFOR AND
MI HEDAK IOS GETTINF EVEBN WORSE SO I THINK I WILL SSITCh of the
very shit music
0 i did it aND IT ISD NOW LOVLI AND SILENT SO I AM NOW GOING TO
SLEEP OH FUK IT IS BACK ONM AND IT IS STILL COMPLET SHIT ,
IF YOU EWENT TO NO TIM IS GAY AND LIKES TO FUK MEN AND NOT WIMERN
SO IF YU ARE MAIL WATCH OUT.
EVN SAMY JO HAS BEEN FUCKED BY HIM
Additional remark: This is the end of him. Quite a bit of shit,
eh? That's why we've hidden it, pal! Now, commence your search
for the hidden articles and find the third one (which is the last
one, so don't start to flollop).
******
Right, while we are on the subject of abominations created by
young, frustrated computer demo group members, we like to present
you with a product from the mind of Tanis, the CareBears graphic
artist. He has written a song for a Swedish underground death-
grind-trash-gore metal band:
Necrobizzare Cannibalism
Laceration, maceration turns your organs to slush!
Paint the walls with viscera taken from your flesh!
Pierce your eyeball, the pus spread over your countenance!
Rip up thy tummy, behold the effervescing entrails!
The smell gives me spontaneous orgasms!
Mutilated organs, I feast on your cavities!
Internal organs removed, I open your browneye!
Perform my sick fantasies, the pleasure is immense!
Content with my act, I eat the evidence!
No one knows my perverted incunation!
And if someone does, I'll do him too!
Well, well, well. Who would have thought this of that nice
eight-year-old from Sweden?
Wait until his daddy comes across this...
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