WHEREVER YOU GO, GO TEX'N'CO 
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A VISIT TO THE PLACE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE 
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ORGASMIC EXPERIENCES IN A PEUGEOT 305 
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GEIKRZTILB 
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GERMANY, HERE WE COME!! 
-or- 
GERMANY, HERE WE GO AGAIN!! 
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KNUCKLES CHAINED AND BUSTED 
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THE EXCEPTIONS DO IT WITH PLANTIAC 
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BEING INTERVIEWED FOR A CHANGE 
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HOW TO MAKE AN INDOOR SWIMMING POOL CEILING WET 
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THE LETHAL FIVE MINUTES AFTER AN EDITOR'S WAKING UP 
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EXHAUSTING TIMES IN A SMALL TOWN 
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WHAT AM I DOING HERE?! WHO CARES ABOUT ALL THESE SUBTITLES?! 
PART II - MARCH 5TH 1989
00:18
 A lot of things seem to go wrong with the music Jochen made  for 
ST  NEWS  just  now.  The  "Alloyrun"  music  just  now  crashed: 
Terrible! But I am sure that Jochen will find a way to get it all 
working  soon.  It  is now very dark and people here  are  either 
programming  or  looking  at  the  television.   You  will  never 
understand  the  atmosphere here unless you've  been  here.  It's 
unique. And we're part of it!
Richard
00:36
 "Aller guten Dinge sind fünfzehn"
 (All good things come in fifteen times)
Jochen
00:40
  You can write a whole book about different packing methods  for 
games programs.  For example for this aforementioned role-playing 
game, as Udo explained to me.
 When do they switch off that bloody laser?! They start to giggle 
in a very strange way while using the 'red point shock'.
Tarik
00:53
 I'm soooo tired.  Damn this Dutch liquid.  Michael started  some 
calculations  about the planet sequences of our  vector  graphics 
game.  He  tried to explain me some of the details and I kept  on 
nodding  and saying 'Yes,  ah,  hm-m,  of course' and some  other 
things that you say if you don't want to confess that you  didn't 
get  a  single word into the alcohol flooded  bunch  of  synapses 
which  was  a  brain before Richard and Stefan came  over  us  (I 
believe that this sentence sounded like one of good ol' Richie's, 
but it isn't).
  I'll  continue  with our watery  adventures  tomorrow  morning! 
Sounds promising? I can tell you: It will be surely chaotic!
Erik
01:07
 Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Erik
01:08
 Erik the liar... he is still running and tries to catch Richard, 
who  made very negative comments about our 'Riesling'  (that's  a 
very good wine)...
Udo
01:13
 The environment is really inspiring.  I just found an unused  ST 
and  did some programming until Erik kicked me out of the  office 
because he wanted to get some sleep.  Better let him go.  He  was 
babbling about waking us all up at seven o'clock because we  have 
to go swimming. Sure!
  I think I will try and find some place to rest my  weary  self. 
Sleep sounds really interesting now, after a long day filled with 
unforgettable experiences. See ya all tomorrow!
Stefan
01:19
 Sleep?!  Yeah...  it does sound quite interesting. I do not have 
my pillow nor my sleeping bag, but the enormous amount of alcohol 
will probably help me to get to sleep really soon....
Richard
01:40
  Erik's  threat was convincing:  Everyone is busy  getting  into 
'bed' or finding a free corner in one of the rooms,  anticipating 
a  very  early  getting-up  because  of  this  strange  swimming-
expedition Erik has in mind.
 Expected countdown ends in 6 hours and a half. Unexpectedly I am 
one  of the tired ones.  Erik is asleep,  Richard and Stefan  are 
ready  to  crawl off.  Although I'm not used of  getting  to  bed 
before 2 in the morning,  my subconsciousness demands some  hours 
of rest to avoid a stack-overflow of all the impressions. Jochen, 
Gunter, Michael and Thorsten still watch the video about teenage-
relationships.  Ah no;  the Video has just finished. Jochen opens 
another bottle of beer and puts 'Little Shop of Horror' into  the 
video-machine.  The  others  seem to be enthusiastic  about  this 
film. This is too much for me. Good night...
Tarik
02:00
 Tarik made a mistake.  They are now going to watch  'Labyrinth'. 
And I cannot decide if I should go to bed or not.....
Gunter
02:45
 My first and last(?) text: Good night!
Michael
03:00
  O.K.  I  give up.  There are now only three  people  remaining: 
Thorsten, Jochen and Udo (Watching the rest of the film).
Gunter
03:30
Ahhh!  That was really a fantastic film....  I could see it every 
day...  but now the remaining three guys will also go to bed  and 
sssssssssss...
Udo
03:34
  Waaaarrgh.  I just found out that I (again) cannot sleep  here. 
Something inside me just makes me refuse to go to sleep. I can't! 
I  am  yawning all the time  but  something....well.....something 
takes  care that I cannot actually physically close my  eyes  and 
wander off to the beautiful lands of make belief.  But I will try 
again. I might go and sleep again. You will read more in a sec...
Richard
04:40 
  The  first birds can already be heard singing as  Thorsten  and 
myself are the only two people left awake; everybody else is fast 
asleep. We have just now talked extensively about programming and 
him  taking  the chance of also starting to work  here  for  this 
software  company,  and  he's momentarily reading  some  ST  NEWS
vintage  material (TEX in Holland article).  I don't feel  sleepy 
any more (I think).
Richard 
04:50 
 There is a serene silence here.  Only the ticking of a clock can 
be heard,  and the frantic typing of me on the keyboard. At short 
intervals,  some  additional  key  clicks can be  heard  made  by 
Thorsten who is still reading ST NEWS vintage stuff.  He seems to 
be  quite impressed,  I must admit.  But he will probably not  be 
impressed  as much as Stefan and me were when we saw some of  his 
pics. They are great...
Richard 
05:03
  Isn't  it strange?  Just now I suddenly felt like  I  have  had 
enough  sleep!  I  feel  quite comfortable and  not  even  tired. 
Thorsten just finished reading ST NEWS and is now trying to  grab 
some  sleep himself.  I am terribly glad I am not intoxicated  by 
alcohol now any more - now I can at least type without  producing 
the craziest spelling mistakes all the time.  So, again, the time 
has arrived that I am the only one awake.  In about two hours  we 
will all be having fun in a swimming pool as far as I understand. 
To  be quite frank,  it has been over two years since I swam  for 
the  last time,  and I never swam with these guys before -  in  a 
German swimming pool!
 My intoxication by a certain organic compound,  by the way,  has 
been  replaced  by a slight hint of ache in  my  tummy.  A  small 
hangover  that  might  get  bigger within  the  next  few  hours. 
Unfortunately,  I  do not have the H.O.D.  with me (the  Hangover 
Obliteration  Device - my Aiwa walkman!) so I'll have to get  rid 
of it in the swimming pool. Poor me!
  The  problem now is that I have to keep myself amused  for  two 
more whole hours.  Everybody is asleep and everybody is lying  in 
miscellaneous  places  of  the  office  -  under  desks,   behind 
computers,  between  piled up furniture and probably even in  the 
kitchen!  What  to  do now?  My brain gives  signs  that  suggest 
throwing  a shiny silvery disk in the CD player with some  tummy-
ache-obliterating Sodom trash metal,  but I think they will  then 
lock me into chains again - and never release me, this time!!
Richard
05:45
  I  have  spent  the last  half  hour  looking  through  various 
animation work disks, demo screens and some hot games here. I was 
flabbergasted  (as usual).  Thorsten is having problems  actually 
getting to sleep - maybe because I am typing here?!
 I think I'll try to get some sleep myself after all.
Richard
07:00 (precisely)
  I think I managed to get some sleep after all!  But I was  just 
now woken up by sounds arising from a strange device here in  the 
room  that the people here presumably use as a clock to  wake  up 
on.  Grrmmbbll. Thorsten yawns and can't really believe that he's 
awake already after such a short nap.
 The sound still continues.
Richard
07:10
 The sound has stopped. Everybody has been awoken by Erik, who is 
walking  clumsily  round the office wearing the  most  enormously 
sized  pyjama suit ever seen.  Andreas and Thorsten  are  already 
dressed and ready (probably because they slept with their clothes 
on, just like me). Life is returning here. It's light. Many birds 
sing outside.  Inside,  most people look like zombies with busted 
voices through excessive alcohol abuse and they look very  tired, 
too. I understand that we'll go swimming RIGHT NOW?!
 I'll investigate.
Richard
07:15
  This is incredible.  Some Kind of Grizzly Bear woke me  up.  It 
took  me some time to realise where I was and that it was  'only' 
Erik.
Tarik
07:17
 I don't believe it.  Some of the faces that I happen (?) to  see 
here are really X-rated!  Andreas (L16) doesn't even manage to go 
straight,  although  he hadn't a single drop of the Dutch  stuff. 
Thorsten falls asleep SITTING in the front of a computer at  this 
very  moment.  Just don't talk about Jochen,  Udo and  Gunter.  I 
tried to wake them up,  but I think they're dead! Who will finish 
all the games now?  I will try to resurrect them at the swimming-
pool...
Erik
07:23
 I just met a Zombie!  It was truly horrible! It moved and looked 
a bit like Jochen before he died...
Erik
07:29
 Thorsten is momentarily sitting tucked away in a silent  corner. 
He looks like he has just been dumped by his girlfriend.  We will 
go and swim. Now!
Richard
7:32
 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Andreas
7:35
 I admit!
Udo
07:37
 Restful darkness.  Serene peace and quiet.  Sleep.  Sweet dreams 
about  the  smile of a certain girl who is known  to  create  the 
Divine Dessert.  Sleep.  Rest.  Quiet.  No maniac programmers. No 
crazy sounds. No STs being driven to limits they were never meant 
to be driven to.
 Sleep.
 Sleep.
 Quiet.
 Soft beeping noises.
 Small amounts of photons entering the room I sleep in.
 Even more, this time even louder beeping noises.
 Human voices.
 One of them grows louder and louder...
 WHAT?
 HUH? WHERE? WHAT?
 I wake up.
 Richard is standing in the room,  telling me about the fact that 
we are going swimming.  A quick glance at my watch tells me  that 
it is.....
                              07:15
  ...WHAT?   A  quarter  past  seven?!   RAAH!  Violent  thoughts 
concerning  the mutilation of Richard race through my  mind.  But 
they  are  quickly replaced by amazement as we REALLY  are  going 
swimming.  After about ten minutes of collecting myself I put  on 
some clothes and follow the gang of sleepy computerfreaks towards 
the cars. 
Stefan
07:45 
  In  the car to the swimming pool in  Herzebrock.  Stefan's  car 
closely follows the two Audis the other people drive in.  Udo and 
Tarik are also in this car.
Richard 
07:52 
 We just entered a village called PIXEL (NO joke!). 
Richard 
07:56 
 Yeah! We're now in the village of Herzebrock.
Richard 
08:20 
  Some  time  passed as I sat in the bar of  the  swimming  pool. 
Swimming  is  not one of my favourite things to do,  even  if  it 
means I can do things like keeping Erik's head under water for  a 
few  minutes so the earth will be freed from a man that dares  to 
wake people at insane hours (this was all his  idea, you know).
  Peering  into the swimming area,  I see  some  figures  running 
around, chasing each other and throwing each other into the pool. 
There  is also a large slide and it seems to me that this is  the 
favourite object of the TEX guys here.
  I  just witnessed Jochen (or somebody else  with  exceptionally 
long  hair) racing down the slide,  impacting the water  with  an 
enormous splash.
  Somewhere in the back of my mind I feel regret for not  joining 
them.  But  I did not bring any swimming gear as I did  not  know 
about  this until I was in Utrecht and Richard called  TEX.  Erik 
offered me a swimming-trunk which was big enough for both Richard 
and  myself so I kindly refused it,  picturing me in  the  water, 
frantically  looking for a large piece of cloth while some  vital 
parts  of my body were exposed to the gaze of a lot  of  innocent 
dwellers of these surroundings. Besides, I cannot stand swimming-
pool  water  (it  does  the  craziest  things  to  my   breathing 
apparatus) so it wouldn't have been such a great idea after all.
 Enormous splashes are erupting from the water at the point where 
the slide ends.  A large number of people are coming out of it at 
once and the water is splashed all over the place.
  Is that a swimming instructor there,  that is speaking to  this 
bunch  of  guys menacingly,  obviously complaining  about  safety 
precautions  and  the  fact that this particular  bunch  of  guys 
doesn't  heed them (crashing on one another at the bottom of  the 
slide)?
  This  is the first time I have been in a  peaceful  environment 
since  7 o'clock yesterday morning and I am enjoying it while  it 
lasts.  Maybe  a  good time to look back on the hours  that  have 
passed.
 When you see what these people have achieved on the ST and  when 
you see what they are still achieving, there is nothing else left 
but awe. If you see the artwork being done by some of these guys. 
If you see the programming skills of some of the others.  If  you 
taste  the ambience.  I do some programming myself,  but I see  I 
have a lot to learn.  Now I'm not going to say that 'I am just  a 
mere  mortal and my mind is just a shrivelled walnut compared  to 
their unimaginable intellect' because it is not.  I mean  they're 
all  normal  humans (well,  normal...) and they  just  have  some 
enormous talent and feeling for handling computers.  And I  think 
everybody  else who has any talent should try and exploit  it  to 
the fullest. If you see how these guys operate and how they work: 
It  is like a big family having a great time.  They sort of  live 
here,  between the coke bottles and the computers.  Personally, I 
think it would be great working like this (but I am totally happy 
with the job I have right now).
 But like I said,  everybody with enough talent can get this far. 
Don't  be  put off by the things these people make.  I  am  truly 
enthusiastic  by  the  things I make on the  ST  (check  out  the 
scrolling message demo in this very issue) and I am not  bothered 
by  the fact that they are obsolete compared with the stuff  they 
do.  But everybody has to start somewhere and no way you just buy 
an ST and create a "Union Demo".  Thousands of hours of  puzzling 
and figuring out have passed before the "Union Demo" was actually 
finished.
  In  spite of Richard's unlimited adoration of  these  guys  and 
ruthless criticism on anything that does not equal their  skills, 
I think there is still hope for anybody else out there who  cares 
to program things like this (or at least tries to).
 You might spot a slight self-encouragement in the above,  but  I 
think it applies to more people....
  I  believe  I just saw Erik hit the water in such  a  way  that 
various  other pool-users were completely drowned in large  tidal 
waves  or  even hurtled out of the water by the  violent  impact. 
Some pool-attendants are rushing to the aid of the victims  while 
Erik is preparing for another dive...
 Richard just appeared in front of the glass making wild gestures 
towards me. He looks very wet. Now he races towards the water and 
enters it just an inch from Tarik who was evidently not  prepared 
for such a thing as he is now showing signs of asphyxication  and 
is  trying  really hard to get out of the water.  More  and  more 
people  are arriving at the pool.  It is amazing to see  how  the 
Germans  are  motivated to go swimming at 9 o'clock on  a  Sunday 
morning.
  Uh  Oh,  Erik just climbed the jumping board and  is  preparing 
himself for some areal extravaganza so it seems.  The poor  board 
is  bending  vigorously and seconds later he sails  through  thin 
air, heading straight for a cluster of TEX people who do not know 
what  is going to hit them;  subsonic shockwaves reach me as  the 
pool  explodes.  Several things that look like very wet and  very 
battered computer freaks are thrown around the pool. Some of them 
are submerged while several others are trying really hard to drag 
themselves out of the still boiling waters.  Erik appears now and 
he  looks  around himself.  Suddenly he seems to reach  into  the 
water and seconds later he produces a limb figure that turns  out 
to  be  Jochen.  After  shouting  the  names  of  some  soundchip 
registers in his ears,  the figure seems to regain  consciousness 
and dives into the pool like nothing has happened.
  They  are  all gathered  around  the  jumping  board,  possibly 
preparing for another one of Erik's bomb-dives. Udo just dived in 
and  he  is frantically scrambling out of the water as  Erik  has 
followed  him to the board.  Another violent boom but  this  time 
they  were  prepared  and  nobody  was  in  need  of   artificial 
respiration.  Well,  I want to play with this Z88 a bit more so I 
will stop describing the adventures of TEX in the pool.
Stefan 
09:28 
  Mayhem has returned at the slide.  A lot of persons  is  coming 
down  it  at  once  and  at the bottom  of  it,  a  pile  of  wet 
computerfreaks is forming.  Arms,  legs,  heads and various other 
parts of the human body are hopelessly intermingled in one large, 
moving pile.  The mess is instantaneously solved when Erik  comes 
down  the slide.  As he crashes into the heap of  people,  it  is 
scattered all over the pool,  upsetting some old ladies who  were 
doing their six laps they have been told to perform every morning 
by their doctors.
Stefan 
09:34 
  I wonder what the plans are for today.  I do know that  we  are 
going to have breakfast and that we don't have to leave too  late 
because I have to bring Richard back to Utrecht, copy some of the 
incredible demo stuff,  port the article from this Z88 to his ST, 
say hello to Alida, drive home, dump my stuff, drive to Eindhoven 
to bring back the car and take a train home.  Since I want to  be 
in bed by 10, we probably have to leave about two or three. 
Stefan 
09:54 
  Rags of boredom are drifting into my mind.  The  bar-attendants 
just  arrived and they are now busy preparing for a long  day  of 
serving hungry and thirsty swimmers. I wonder how much longer TEX 
is  going  to fool around in the water.  On  the  other  hand,  I 
haven't spotted any of them for some time now.  Also,  I  haven't 
seen any giant explosions and no flying bodies for some time now. 
Maybe they are in the dressing rooms right now,  putting on their 
various items of cloth..&^^&!
  I was somewhat startled by a sudden outburst of  music  ripping 
apart the silence. They turned on some kind of radio. Boy, I hope 
it  doesn't take them much longer because I am yearning for  some 
breakfast....
Stefan 
10:03 
  Richard is coming!  Also,  the nice woman just brought me  some 
coke. Richard is now urging me to write some stuff.... 
Stefan 
10:06 
  Yes,  here  I am again!  I have just had some of  the  funniest 
couple of hours in my life:  Swimming with some of the  freakiest 
freaks  around.  There  is  a truly  magnificent  slide  with  an 
astounding  length  of 83 metres.  But please excuse me  for  not 
being  able to type too much,  because I'm DEAD-TIRED  (or  maybe 
even worse).
Richard 
10:15 
Roechel, blubber, schnauf... 
Udo 
10:20 
  Everyone  seems to be quite exhausted right now  while  we  are 
utterly  occupied with our Lagnese ice creams.  Michael  couldn't 
resist  and ordered a pizza!  We discuss about our  next  project 
called 'having some lunch at the nearest Chinese  restaurant'.  I 
hope it will be successful.
Tarik 
11:05
 Back at the office,  be it only after some involuntary wandering 
through the infra-structure of Gütersloh.
 I have just heard the music from "Comic Bakery" on the ST! It is 
yet  another  extremely  good achievement by Jochen  -  he  never 
ceases to amaze me!
Richard
11:24
 Alright!  A large amount of the extremely heavy and solid  bread 
is  now in my stomach and I have taken care of  myself  (washing, 
shaving etc.).
 Ready for anything!
Stefan
11:50
  That darned Jochen is still  not  programming,  but....asleep!! 
Blast that crazy music magician!
Richard
12:02
  The major part of the crew just went out to have diner  at  the 
Greek restaurant. Some of us had already eaten some breakfast and 
didn't want to go (also because we're VERY tired).
Richard
12:10
 It's video-time again!
 After watching 15 minutes Indiana Jones Part I, we turned to the 
comedy  'Ruthless  people'  (or  the  German  translation:   "Die 
unglaubliche  Entführung der verrückten Misses Stone").  Udo  and 
Andreas  are  waiting and Tarik wants to write  on  this  article 
again.
Michael
12:12
 Everyone is busy doing nothing.
  Richard would like me to interview these nice  editors  (sorry, 
editor  and ex-editor) of ST NEWS.  But I am too occupied  typing 
these  lines at the moment.  It's a good reason for not  working. 
It's somewhat strange, but I don't feel too inspired to interview 
them,  because I already know everything about their history. And 
for  asking all those boring off-the-shelf question I  am  simply 
too tired.
 There are many strange noises coming from that video (these guys 
are too young to watch this kind of movie...).
 I'd better go to Richard & Stefan now. We have to be productive!
Tarik
13:31
  With a somewhat dry throat from talking to Tarik,  I  sit  here 
after  quite an interesting interview by him.  He even took  some 
pictures  of  Richard and myself (with ST NEWS  diskettes  and  a 
Metallica  CD tucked away neatly in one of my trouser's  pockets) 
and  it is going to be published in "ST Magazin/68000'er" in  the 
near future.
 We are going to leave in about an hour and Richard gets restless 
already, running around the offices collecting diskettes from the 
various people.  I am going to do some more programming as I  was 
interrupted for the interview.
Stefan
13:36
  Just like Stefan just now said,  we have experienced  something 
that  makes it worth making ST NEWS in the first  place:  A  true 
interview for a true magazine!  Well, isn't that neat?! I am only 
afraid that my ego is now stuck to the ceiling...
Richard
13:38
 Yeah! The film has ended and Andreas has turned to ALF.
Michael
13:50
  Well,  busy like the bees everyone's  humming  around.  Richard 
convinced  Jochen  to donate some more music tracks to  ST  NEWS; 
perhaps it's one of them that you listen to right now.  The  lazy 
times  for  the STs round here are over!  Michael is  doing  some 
fractal  programming while Stefan sits in front of a screen  that 
seems  to display real source code.  The rest of the  guys  quite 
hectically copy something,  I can't tell what,  I just here  them 
shouting  "Ja  ja,  das  brauch ich auch.  Und  die  neue  Backup 
Software und...".
  Time is running out fast now.  As Stefan and Richard intend  to 
leave in half an hour everyone is trying to fill up his stocks...
Tarik
14:32
 Time to go.
Stefan
14:46 
 In the car; overcome by grief and sudden wet emotions... 
Richard 
15:00 
 We are now at a gas station of the 'Rasthof Gütersloh'. Probably 
the last time we will see this name in a long time....(weeeee!)
Stefan 
15:10 
  With 140 kilometres per hour (a bit less than 90 mph)  we  race 
toward Holland now.  This has been some weekend, don't you agree? 
The things we have seen and the things I have experienced (a demo 
written  specially for me!) are really too much to handle.  In  a 
couple of days,  I will probably realise what I have  experienced 
and  I will then quite spontaneously  burst out crying  cries  of 
obliterating emotions,  and tears will well up in my eyes. I will 
be sad.  Sad to know that it will be another long time before  we 
will meet again.  But at least we now have two new musical pieces 
for ST NEWS ("Comic Bakery" and "Sanxion Loader") and Jochen will 
soon  send us the soundchip version of "Knuckle Buster" (a  dream 
come true!!) and all "Union Demo" songs.  And Andreas of Level 16 
promised  that he would soon send an article about using  ALL  of 
the  screen  (no borders).  He did not want to give  his  source, 
though,  because  he worked too long for it and it is 54  Kb  GfA 
Basic that will create a 2 MEGABYTE (!!) machinecode source.  But 
we understand that.
  And  then there's the interview:  GREAT!  This is what  I  have 
worked  for for such a long time:  International attention to  ST 
NEWS! I think the editorial staff of a certain disk magazine from 
Holland (they know who I mean) will now eat their hearts out (har 
har)!
Richard 
15:29 
 We are now in a tiny village called Ahse,  near Dortmund, and we 
have  stopped again at a gas station to refuel the  Coke  because 
Richard  only  bought two cans at our last stop and that  is  not 
going to be enough.
Stefan 
15:34 
  Stefan is driven to the frayed ends of insanity because of  all 
those loony Germans that overtake at twice our speed (and WE  are 
driving  at about 130 km/h average).  Big fat Mercedes  cars  and 
long,  flashy BMWs are constantly whizzing past. We can sometimes 
see the frantic looks in the driver's blood-shot eyes.
Richard 
15:39 
 Oops.  Slight panic.  I just tried to save this file to EPROM on 
the Z88 and it said:  "No Room"! Oops. This means that everything 
can  be lost when power fails (I inserted new  batteries  several 
minutes ago). They should last long enough, although they weren't 
recharged for their full time...
 Let's just pray... 
Richard 
15:49 
  Let me tell you the story of a German tradition.  Did you  know 
that,  each time when you pass under a bridge on the  'autobahn', 
you see a road sign with '80' on it. Everywhere, you can drive as 
fast as you can,  but when you pass under such a bridge you  have 
to drive 80 km/h. And the thing that's even stranger: In spite of 
the fact that this happens quite often,  EVERYBODY does it  (even 
the people with the blood-shot eyes I mentioned).
  Brown filthy substances are being exhausted into the  afternoon 
air by very long and somewhat threatening symbols of male vanity.
 ZOOOOOOOFFFF!  A tiny Toyota (GTI,  without any doubt) just went 
by.  We could barely recognize it,  for it was visible for but  a 
few  seconds.  It was more like a black blur in our visions  (and 
we're STILL driving 130 km/h).
Richard 
16:40 
 It won't take a long time and we're back in Holland  again;  the 
country of cows, cheese, wooden shoes, windmills, Hollanditis and 
ST NEWS.   The border is already in sight. There is a long row of 
vehicles  here - are the Dutch customs people having  some  nasty 
habits of checking every single car coming from the east?
Richard 
16:52 
 We have entered the flattest of all  countries:  Holland.  Lucky 
for  us,  we  were not checked out by the customs agents  -  they 
might have had some serious doubt about our reason of going  back 
to  Holland when they would have seen all the empty cans of  Coke 
(fourteen in total),  the enormous quantity of empty bags (crisps 
as  well as liquorice) littered on the floor and  the  dashboard, 
and  the 16 Milka Pause chocolate bar wrappers that are stuck  in 
the cassette recorder, under the windscreen and in the ventilator 
openings. And then we're not even talking about the back trunk of 
the car: If they would have opened that, a distinct smell of beer 
would have cast them down,  and they would have gazed with awe at 
the 54 empty bottles of Grolsch rolling all over its  floor,  the 
broken  bottle  of  Plantiac Vieux and 8  empty  1.5  litre  Cola 
bottles,  all logically intertwined with an enormous quantity  of 
miscellaneous  small  silvery  discs,  underwear,  filthy  socks, 
swimming trunks, toothpaste and many disks containing some of the 
hottest stuff ever conceived.
  The delirious customs agents would have reached for their  Uzis 
and  considered  us to be members of the Banned Society  for  the 
Spreading of Empty Packaging for Lethal Junkfood  (B.S.S.E.P.L.J. 
in  short).  They  would have put us against  the  nearest  wall, 
searching  us for hidden weapons.  They would have dropped  their 
Uzis and dashed for the nearest toilet when they would have taken 
out the contents of both our pockets,  which consisted mainly  of 
sticky pieces of soft white paper with green molecular structures 
in  them  (that  have a weird tendency to  keep  on  sticking  to 
custom's agents' hands).
 But they didn't, so they couldn't. Lucky guys! 
Richard 
17:14 
 I WILL SOON START WORKING FOR THE SAME COMPANY TEX WORKS FOR!! I 
just  truly realised that I have been asked to do  novel  writing 
work  for this company (this happened last night,  when I  wasn't 
too  sober any more)!  The first game is a parody of  many  other 
games,  a vertically scrolling game with excellent graphics. Erik 
made my swear not to tell its name so I won't. I only want to say 
that it starts with the letter...I forgot!  I will probably  also 
do  the  novel-writing for most of their future  games.  I  might 
become a professional writer...
 Another wish come true!
Richard 
17:44 
 Home. Stefan just went to do something necessary in a small room 
and I will do likewise. Bis bald (translation: See you soon)!
Richard 
17:44 
 PHEW! 
 We're back in Richard's little student room.  After quite a long 
drive which went fine, I am now sitting here just a little tired. 
Now we have to do some copying and then I'll go home.  Still have 
to bring back the car......
Stefan 
17:47 
 AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH! What a relief! 
Richard 
18:16 
 Why stop when you're having fun?  We are at the moment  scanning 
through  the hot TEX stuff we got and Stefan is deciding what  he 
can use and what not. He's a bit disappointed because Alida  (see 
ST  NEWS  4.1) is momentarily not here.  But  worse  things  have 
happened to him. He will survive.
 This will probably be the last thing we will write for this real 
time article (the third one ever).  So I will now say goodbye  to 
all  of you.  I hope you enjoyed this method of news reporting  - 
you can't get it any better!  Jason Becker's "Perpetual Burn"  CD 
is creating some great musical atmosphere.
Richard
  So  far  the  thrilling story behind a visit  of  the  ST  NEWS
editorial staff to some of the best programmers alive  today.  We 
hope you liked it.  Soon, there'll be more... Just wait until one 
of the upcoming issues (what about Volume 4 Issue 4?)!  I  shan't 
tell you any more about this issue, but it will beat this article 
for sure!
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