THE POOR OUTSIDER by Eerk Hofmeester
The original title of this piece was to be 'A second chance',
because of a comparative ST-shop survey done in ST Clipboard
number 5 of 1986. However, since only one shop was visited (that
could use a second chance due to the comments that it got on that
previous survey) and there thus is nothing in sight resembling an
honest inquiry, my experiences have been written in this article
about salesquality in general.
What follows now is not an objective story about the quality of
ST shops in Eindhoven, Holland - please let me make that
perfectly clear. It is the story of what can happen to a true
outsider on the field of computers when he just drops by at a
computershop to see what is neccesary for that hobby, this idea
just having floated in my mind much like an access. In no way
whatsoever do I want to say that we're talking about a thorough
investigation here, or even anything slightly resembling this
phenomenon and the conclusions (as far as I take the liberty of
making them) are entirely up to my account.
Sufficiently warned (I hope) and made equally inquisitive, you
can hereby read the story of what started as 'just an ordinary
test'.
During a small dinner we were discussing (how could it be
different) 'our' ST and the amazing price drops that made it more
and more interesting to purchase such a slanting-keyed machine.
From the offerings to the offerers is but a small step. We
wondered how a shop could get it into its head to advertise with
a '260 ST for only 499 Dutch guilders with FREE Basic disk'. You
and I, connoisseurs as we are, know that there isn't much to get
excited about with a straight 260 ST. And with regard to the free
disk - the lack of a disk drive would probably make it more or
less liable to frisbee with. Due to this peculiar advertisement,
the plan ripened to go and have a look at what a unsuspecting
future buyer might get to hear when he would decide to take up
the advertisement and buy that straight computer.
Honesty forces me to say that we were quite sceptical about the
results we could expect, and thus purposefully tried to look what
a salesman would do when he would encounter a dipstick on the
field of ST as well as computers in general. I (playing the
aforementioned dipstick) did not ask any catch questions and I
just did like I was a guy that knew nothing about 'those things',
but that certainly didn't want to be too late to learn anything
about it.
The following pronouncements have been made quite literally in
the conversation that followed, when the academy dipstick asked
what a graphical computer should cost; 'a friend of mine was
talking about an Es Tea for 500 Guilders'. The remarks of the
salesman are placed between <brackets>.
In spite of what sceptics might think, the poor boy was not sent
home with a computer without any peripherals. <No, for that
price you only have the computer>. Gosh. That wasn't even as bad
as I might have expected, but the man had not quite finished: <To
be able to work with it, you also need a monitor and a cassette
recorder or disk drive>. Hiding my disbelief with regard to the
cassette recorder I asked again (explicitly): 'So I need a
cassette recorder for an ATARI ST (explicitly) to be able to work
with it?' <Yes, and a monitor, otherwise you won't see much and
that is more expensive than the more expensive version, the 520
STM>.
During our little conversation we have an occasional look at the
connectors of the ST, to which the salesman suddenly adds <that
no cassette recorder can be connected to this ST>. When I inquire
about the extra costs of the seemingly neccesary peripherals, the
first disadvantage of the ST comes floating above: <On an Atari
ST you can only connect Atari peripherals>. 'So if I want to
connect any peripherals to my ST, they HAVE to be from Atari?'
<Yes> (next to us, someone is disappointed by another salesman
that a Grundig monitor for his Atari is temporarily out of
stock).
Again, the salesman calculates that it really isn't lucrative to
buy an 260 because the 520 STM is cheaper and better as a set.
When I then inquire why the 520 STM would be better to start
with, the justified remark is made that I don't have to buy a
monitor for the STM, but then: <In the 260, only a quarter of a
Megabyte is built in, and in the 520 twice as much - that's where
the figures in the names stand for, you know>. And about the
monitor I should buy for the 260: <You can choose between a
color-and monochrome monitor, but here you see only two
monochrome screens> and he then points towards an SM125 and a
fully working SC1224 Atari color monitor (to the defence of the
salesman might be added that the screen at the moment indeed
offered a B/W "1st Word" scene).
<But if you're interested in working with graphics, and the ST is
too expensive to start with, you can also have a look at an MSX
computer. There also happen to be a lot of programs for that one>
(And he's hereby talking about an old MSX machine, so not even
MSX 2).
I ask about a last sum of addition about the costs of a basic set
and get a brochure inserted in my hands with the prophetical
words: <But don't think that, if you have bought a computer, you
can also do a lot with it>.
I humbly admit this, thank him and walk out.
Again: This was no real quality test and it concerns only one
salesman of one shop with a computer department in Eindhoven. But
still a few considerations of mine:
With all equipment slightly more advanced than a plug, you have
to have faith in what is told to you by the salesman. Of course,
these do not know everything about all that they sell. But it is
of course a bad case if an outsider gets to hear stories on a
tone like 'I know it all', which (to say the least) do not quite
match the truth.
If people ask a salesman some questions to which he cannot supply
an appropriate answer, he should direct the inquirer to someone
else or just say that he doesn't quite know how to answer the
question(s). To be short: Lack of knowledge isn't bad, but one
should not start phantasizing over it.
It is not news, unique for the computer business or told for the
first time, but you (an outsider) simply depend on the advise
given by people like salesmen. This should mean something for
these people. Of course, this is often the case, but a shop that
pretends to make computers payable for everyone and a company
that distributes their computers to shops like these (yes, I
refer to Atari Benelux here) should know and should take their
responsibilities. That should mean that the shop's staff at least
knows what they're talking about when they sell a device like a
computer, which is after all still very expensive, and that they
are not afraid to look silly when they say that they do not know
the answer to a question. On the other side, the distributor
should know that a machine sold through unjust advise or maybe
even sold uncomplete, still carries the label Atari when they
choose their points of sale. That name has then lost all credit
at the buyer. Just ask someone who just arrived home with a
smiling face and a 260 ST (yes, with free Basic disk) what he
thinks of Atari, after having found out that he has to spend at
least the same amount of money on peripherals - originally having
expected to have a complete system for 500 Guilders.
I am looking forward to receiving other experiences about the
purchase of computer systems, as well as reactions of those who
might feel offended. These reactions can be sent to me through
the correspondence address, mentioned elsewhere in this issue of
ST NEWS.
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