EDITORIAL - THE COMMODORE MENTALITY
I think one can safely assume that I'm angry. Inflicted with
rage. Let me elaborately specify the reasons.
Some days ago I was contacted. That's no miracle, since I am
contacted all the time. And yes, I am also contacted quite
frequently by Germans and yes, I am even contacted at 3 o' clock
in the morning. But this guy happened to have discovered
something on a couple of disks I sent him that he called a
'virus'. Of course, like most innocent computer freaks, I didn't
know what the heck he was talking about so he did some
explanation (which is actually included in an article about the
phenomenon of 'virus' in this very issue of ST NEWS). "It's quite
possible," so he added, "that ALL your disks are infected by
now!"
The next morning I immediately started investigating my disks. At
the end, I turned out to have but four infected disks (Frank, by
the way, had over ten infected disks and Adrie van der Weÿden
took the bonus with about twenty infected data carriers).
If it were up to me, the guy that wrote the virus should be
pinned with his balls to the wall - upside down, of course.
Please accept my sincere apologies for my use of this kind of
language which I normally succeed in avoiding in my articles, but
I think I have enough reason to utilize it, due to my anger.
I have reasons to believe that f.ckups like the viruses are due
to the ever increasing change of mentality in the world of ST
computing: A mentality that I'd like to call the "Commodore
mentality", as properly plagiated from an article by my good
friend Theo van Beeck in a 1986 usergroup's magazine. Please
note: This article is not intended to be a mere attack to the
actual company, but as a destructive assault to the Commodore
users and the mentality that seems to possess them.
Computers are no longer there to make life easier, and not even
to play games. No. According to the Commodore mentality, computer
programs are only there to be used as a personal advertisement
leaflet, to insult other people or to destroy as many a people's
disks as possible. What about the type of guys that put an intro
in front of a non-protected piece of software and write "Cracked
by...., greetings to...."? Bastards they are!
Everything seems to predict the integration of this mentality in
the world of the Atari ST. Everybody knows that cracking is bad
for the software industry as well as the actual software user;
but isn't it even worse to change a cracker's name in an already
cracked program to one's own 'crackers' name? Ecologists would
call this 'parasitism', and so would I. Personally, I spit upon
people that do things like that, and I couldn't care less if they
would drop dead tomorrow (or, even better, yesterday).
It's people like these that brought the virus on computers. Amiga
owners have very nasty viruses - some even contain rasters,
graphics and music. I must admit I had a good laugh sometimes
when messages started appearing on an Amiga's screen like "Your
computer is alive...you have a virus in your computer...many
disks have been infected!"; after all, THEY were the ones that
bought a computer that seems only to have hackers and the type of
guys I mentioned earlier in its userbase. And the bad thing:
Those viruses write through a write-protect notch, so there's no
way to protect your disks from them! I have thought about buying
an Amiga many times, but when I truly understood the mentality of
most of its users, I knew for sure: No Amiga for me! I think a
term will have to be invented soon for this phenomenon:
Subcomputerisation (users leaving their computer because it's no
longer lucrative to have programs on it - as soon as the rate of
programs crashing down due to viruses beats the rate at which
programs can be regained/recovered).
ST users have to unite against the intrusion of the Commodore
mentality. If things go on the way they are developing, no
program (whether public domain or not) will be safe from being
used as some sucker's advertisement leaflet, no BBS will be safe
from people screwing its contents (or even uploading viruses),
and a lot more.
I never realised I could be so pissed off. Virus-developers,
program rippers and other scum beware: It's WAR! I will see to it
personally that, once I have found out who you are, everybody
will know who you are (including software houses, foundations for
the protection of software, etc.)! I will be able to find you and
make life HELL for you! You should never have started doing these
loathsome things on a decent computer. Why don't you buy a
Commodore instead? People do similar things all the time there.
You should never have made me angry - you wouldn't like me when
I'm angry! It's bloody WAR! You'd better pray to whomever or
whatever you believe in that I will never meet you in person,
because you will need far stronger powers than those you might
believe in to keep me from beating you up real hard (many times
and on the same spot - that hurts!). I will take care that none
of your fingers will ever be able to touch a keyboard again, that
your eyes will be swollen to such extend that you will not be
able to look at anything for the next couple of months and that
your balls feel worse than that they would feel when pinned to a
wall....
Again, especially for the female or otherwise more delicate
readers, my sincere apologies for the language I use. But I think
language like that is the only thing that those mothers
understand. In the next editorial, I hope to be able to write
about something more pleasant than these rather unpleasant
things.
Sincerely,
Richard Karsmakers
Oh yes. I had to extend some of Frank's thoughts in this issue of
ST NEWS as well. The day after he noticed his disks being
infected he wrote a virus killer. He uploaded it to several
Bulletin Board Systems in Holland and.....people starting
accusing him of spreading the virus itself! "Nothing is more
perfect for spreading a virus," so some people thought, "than
writing a 'virus killer' that spreads it!" The worries are of
course not totally irrelevant, but I can assure you that Frank's
virus killers (he wrote two versions, the newest with help of
"STRIKE-a-LIGHT") can be trusted. I take full responsibility for
it! The next person that wrongly accuses Frank can in fact run
into treatments much like those I would execute on virus
programmers...
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