Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters
Metallica
SOON COMING IN "ST NEWS" - VOLUME 6 ISSUE 3
(ER...THE FOURTH UNDEAD ISSUE!)
by Richard Karsmakers
Instead of all that bullshit you could find in the previous
issue's "Soon Coming" article, I would now rather prefer to get
right down to business immediately.
Sorry for those of you that had expected more interrupts and all
that crazy shit.
So what may we offer in the next issue of this altogether maybe
not all too unremarkable disk magazine called ST NEWS?
I have reason to believe that Mr. Douglas Adams is back from his
visit to France for a long while already, and I sincerely doubt
whether he will ever have the decency to write back to the
interview I sent him. So he's an arrogant sod anyway. But his
last book, "Last chance to see..." should be read nonetheless.
Let's cut this crap and get all this shit down in a clear,
readable form (thus making sure you don't have to weed though
enormous amounts of proze to filter it out).
Solutions:
The Krystal
(and probably more)
Reviews:
Speedball II
Simulcra
(If Jurie ever gets his act together)
The Panther
(The acclaimed new games console from Atari)
Lemmings II
(Extra levels for the game "Lemmings")
Armour-Geddon
(What's rumoured to be a "Carrier Command" clone from Psygnosis)
Atomino
Monster Business
(The first real Eclipse game, coded by Oxygene of TLB)
The Atari MEGA STE
(By Torbjørn Ose)
The Delta Force ICC #2 Party Demo
The First STabloid Issue
Features:
More fantasy fiction/science fiction/cyberpunk drivel
(No offense, Mr, Special Master Editor and Nutty Snake,
for I'll probably write some of it myself)
Interview with Douglas Adams
(If he ever writes back which, let's face it, he probably won't)
A Pilgrimage to the Plantiac Distillery Part II
The First Volume of the MERCENARY TALES text adventures
The Esion XLI Soundtracker
(Which is a Whole Lot better than any other Tracker)
Some rather humorous hidden material
(Some of which taken from the 845 Kb Crazy Letter we
recently received from the Nutty Norwegians)
Education:
Crimson's Demise
(Which he told me will be fingerlickin' good)
GfA/MC68000 Tricks
(Likely)
Formatting 11 sectors per track in GfA Basic
(By Kai & Geir)
And probably some stuff about viruses on the ST
(As usual)
That's it, chums! I hope nonetheless that this meagre list of
forthcoming (or not) stuff will cause you to harass your Public
Domain Librarian for ST NEWS Volume 6 Issue 3 (i.e. the
Fourth Undead Issue). Then again, that may become Volume 7
Issue I if things go too slowly...
May the spice be with you (can you tell I'm reading the "Dune"
chronicles?)!
Disclaimer
The text of the articles is identical to the originals like they appeared
in old ST NEWS issues. Please take into consideration that the author(s)
was (were) a lot younger and less responsible back then. So bad jokes,
bad English, youthful arrogance, insults, bravura, over-crediting and
tastelessness should be taken with at least a grain of salt. Any contact
and/or payment information, as well as deadlines/release dates of any
kind should be regarded as outdated. Due to the fact that these pages are
not actually contained in an Atari executable here, references to scroll
texts, featured demo screens and hidden articles may also be irrelevant.