"Q: What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A: A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with
anyone but you."
AND, AGAIN, SOMETHING ABOUT VIRUSES ON THE ATARI
by Richard Karsmakers
Will viruses ever appear from the computer scene?
I doubt they will.
Will I ever tire of writing superfluous intro bits to this ever
recurring viral article?
I think I have.
History bits
- Version 6.4GB (January 22nd 1995)
Sorry, folks, but yours truly has succeeded in mucking up his
life quite totally in a mere two weeks somewhere in September
1994. No longer living together with my now ex-girlfriend
Miranda, needed to find another place to live in a town riddled
with people seeking the same, and the new Light of my Life moved
to study at Bristol University until June 1995. I had little time
to finish version 6.4 on schedule (originally October 1994) in
between searching for a new abode and writing letters to Karin in
order to keep her Light a Light Ablaze.
But it's there now.
* It's checked for "Geneva" compatibility, and it works (hadn't
expected it not to, really). Keyboard shortcut support (most
motably [UNDO] and [HELP]) gets mucked up, though, because
"Geneva" has different ideas about all of this and wants to
assign them itself, too. This can be switched off via the
"Geneva" task manager for "UVK", so you'd better.
* There was a bug in the recognition of LZH archives when
checking for link viruses. This has been fixed.
* "ERGOpro!" xref executed, some stuff discarded consequently.
* [CONTROL] and [ALTERNATE] explanation text added in system
check screen.
* Recognition of disk-TOS 4.92 added.
* In the linkvirus check, partition ID is now also added to the
displayed file name.
* Longer (>61 characters) filenames in linkvirus check are now
displayed in a format similar to e.g.
"E:\FOLDER\....\NAME.TXT".
* Internal system check and bootsector recognition data lines
further compressed, though this time not as drastically.
* When repeated bootsector virus checks on drive B were made, the
program each time defaulted back to drive A in the drive
selection menu. This is now fixed - A remains A and B remains B
unless altered by the user, and any partition as of C will
automatically cause the following one to be selected on the
next run. In order to check your entire system for all kinds of
viruses on executable files (including those on drive A) you
only actually need to use the mouse twice (once to select
"linkviruses" for drive A, and the second time to select the
first of the hard disk partitions, "C"); everything else is
done by pressing [RETURN] whenever a dialog box appears.
* When an encrypted suspicious bootsector is found, this is
decrypted before the "virus probability factor" is calculated.
Nothing new here. What *is* new, however, is that this routine
has been debugged to handle a specific weird case.
* Atari's "No Roach" bootsectors are now correctly recognised in
all their incarnations.
This version's main statistics: 1573 recognized bootsectors, 89
recognized bootsector viruses, 5 recognized link viruses, 40
recognized anti-viruses, 171 recognized resident applications and
89 recognized packer/archive version formats (of a total of 33
different packers/archivers). A total of 742 different
bootsectors can be restored.
- Version 6.4USA (January 22nd 1995)
Identical to version 6.4GB, with the exception of the main menu
address, the date entry format and selected text changes. Made
for distribution by Oregon Research Associates in the United
States of America.
- Version 6.4NL (January 22nd 1995)
Identical to version 6.4GB, with the exception of the name ("ACN
Final Virus Killer") and all text output, which is in Dutch. Made
for distribution in the Netherlands by ACN.
- Version 6.4F (March 22nd 1995)
Identical to version 6.4GB, with the exception of the main menu
address, the date entry format and selected text changes. Made
for distribution in France by Compo S.A.R.L.
- Version 6.4BRD (March 22nd 1995)
Identical to version 6.4GB, with the exception of all text
output, which is in German. Made for distribution in Germany by
Compo Software GmbH.
- Version 6.5GB (April 20th 1995)
Yet another new version, for the most part finished on a day
when the sun was shining so much it was ridiculous.
* A different GEMDOS initialisation method was used, to prevent
the program from bombing out during link virus search. I would
like to note that this is due to GEMDOS not handling stuff
correctly, causing internal GEMDOS memory to run out when too
many files have been opened and closed. Because this bug in
GEMDOS seems persistently absent in Falcon TOS 4.04 I haven't
been able to try verify if it works now. I just hope it does...
In case it doesn't, try using the FOLDR100.PRG that is also on
the disk. You can rename it to more folders, up to 999
(FOLDR999.PRG).
* Another thing I built in but haven't been able to test because
I haven't got the required hardware: Atari SLM laser printer
output support. It *should* work when you have "Diablo" driver
version 1.4 or higher installed. Previously, only serial and
parallel printer output was supported.
* During the translation of the program into German, a few text
malfunctions got discovered. These have been discovered in the
others, now, too.
* Due to the discovery of a slightly mutant version of the
"P.M.S." virus that was in itself not much different at all,
the recognition of this virus has been improved and made more
universal.
This version's main statistics: 1584 recognized bootsectors, 89
recognized bootsector viruses, 5 recognized link viruses, 40
recognized anti-viruses, 175 recognized resident applications and
89 recognized packer/archive version formats (of a total of 33
different packers/archivers). A total of 747 different
bootsectors can be restored.
- Version 6.5USA (April 20th 1995)
Identical to version 6.5GB, with the exception of the main menu
address, the date entry format and selected text changes. Made
for distribution by Oregon Research Associates in the United
States of America.
- Version 6.5NL (April 20th 1995)
Identical to version 6.5GB, with the exception of the name ("ACN
Final Virus Killer") and all text output, which is in Dutch. Made
for distribution in the Netherlands by ACN.
- Version 6.6GB (Approximately July 8th 1995)
Or: What might occur in future updates.
* When using the program as a desk accessory, it might cause
improperly programmed other accessories to crash during the
time it's decompressing. This can be solved by decompressing
the "Ultimate Virus Killer" file beforehand. This can be done
with any of many decompression utilities available in the
Public Domain, such as "Multi Depacker", "Naughty Depack" and
"New Depack". This problem may be addressed more eloquently in
future versions, and programmer's suggestions to this effect
are welcomed.
* An additional tool will be written that allows for any files
with ZIP, ZOO, ARC, LZH or ARJ extensions (i.e. archived files)
to be automatically dearchived into a buffer directory and,
using the existing UVK command line options, checked for link
viruses. This will only be of use for people who own a hard
disk, of course (but which serious user doesn't these days?).
* To evade problems with "MultiTOS" memory protection, no system
RAM check or resident illegally reset-resistant programs check
is executed in the system status screen when this multi-tasking
system is found. These checks still happen with "MultiGEM" and
"Magic" as far as I know, so these might lead to crashes if
memory protection is enabled. No problems occur with "Geneva".
Remember you can skip the entire system status screen at bootup
by keeping the [RIGHT SHIFT] key pressed during booting! I plan
to look at "Magic" in particular for the next version.
* By sorting the internal recognition data, I plan to speed up
the 'system check' analysis significantly.
* The general statistics will be enhanced as much as they can,
and possible bugs will be discarded.
Do note: Your suggestions and bug reports WILL be read and ARE
taken into consideration!
A New German Deal
Remember when, quite a few years, the German distribution of the
"Ultimate Virus Killer" was taken up by Ippen Pretzsch Verlag?
Well, that wasn't exactly the big success it should have been, so
about one year later the rights reverted back to me (and later to
the worldwide distributor, Douglas Communications of Stockport,
England). In March this year he secured a deal with Compo for
distribution in Germany and France, something I was very happy
with because the program had not been available in Germany for
about two years by that time and, let's be frank, the market
isn't exactly getting healthier these days.
Right now the official list of distributors is as follows:
Dutch distributor: German distributor:
ACN Compo Software GmbH
P.O. Box 5011 Vaalser Str. 540
NL-2000 CA Haarlem D-52074 Aachen
Netherlands Germany
Tel. 030-351100 Tel. 0241-83098
(Costs Hfl 49,95) (Costs DM 49,-)
French distributor: American distributor:
CompoScan S.A.R.L. Oregon Research
12, Rue Maurice Arnoux 16200 S.W. Pacific Highway
F-92120 Mont Rouge Suite 162
France Tigard, Oregon 97224
Tel. 01-473-58966 United States of America
Tel. (503) 620-4919
Rest of the world:
Douglas Communications
P.O. Box 119
Stockport
Cheshire SK2 6HW
United Kingdom
Tel. 01625-850270
(Costs £ 12.99)
The Ultimate Virus Killer Book
I am please to announce that the "Ultimate Virus Killer Book" is
shipping (or will be really soon). This book, which I've been
writing for the last few years and which is the ultimate book for
those of you interested in the virus phenomenon or protection
against it, is available for a limited time only.
The book contains text on a variety of topics, such as...
o What to do against viruses.
o What viruses can and can't do.
o A history of viruses on Atari, MS-DOS, Apple and others
systems.
o Extensive virus classification described.
o All sense and nonsense ever said about Atari viruses
outlined.
o A full and extended "Ultimate Virus Killer" manual.
o A list of all Atari viruses and their symptoms.
o The biggest glossary you ever saw.
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Ordering conditions
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United Kingdom:
£11.99 to be sent as a UK cheque made out to "Mr. J.P.
Karsmakers". Please *clearly* state your name and address and
send your cheque off to the address below. Never mind the name
not being mine, but that's because my dad has an English account.
Cashing British cheques in Holland costs too much to make it
viable for you or me.
Nederland / The Netherlands:
Hfl 29,95 per Nederlandse cheque op naam van "Dhr. R.
Karsmakers". Let op: Het boek is in het Engels! Vermeld s.v.p.
*duidelijk* Uw naam en adres en stuur Uw cheque naar het
hieronder vermelde adres.
The rest of the world:
US$ 25 (Germans: DM 30) to be transferred via an IMO (that's
"International Money Order") or cash. Absolutely no cheques!
Please *clearly* state your name and address and send your IMO
off to the address below.
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The address to send your stuff to
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International: For the Netherlands:
Richard Karsmakers Richard Karsmakers
P.O.Box 67 Postbus 67
NL-3500 AB Utrecht 3500 AB Utrecht
The Netherlands
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Do note
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o Please allow up to six weeks for delivery.
o If you have an email account and specify it upon ordering, I
will let you know that I've received your payment.
o The prices include postage and packaging costs.
o Remember: The book won't be available anymore after December
31st 1995! Orders received after that date will not be
processed.
More info in viral matters will doubtlessly be found in the next
issue of ST NEWS.
Disclaimer
The text of the articles is identical to the originals like they appeared
in old ST NEWS issues. Please take into consideration that the author(s)
was (were) a lot younger and less responsible back then. So bad jokes,
bad English, youthful arrogance, insults, bravura, over-crediting and
tastelessness should be taken with at least a grain of salt. Any contact
and/or payment information, as well as deadlines/release dates of any
kind should be regarded as outdated. Due to the fact that these pages are
not actually contained in an Atari executable here, references to scroll
texts, featured demo screens and hidden articles may also be irrelevant.