"Dutch beer is like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water."
Ronny Hatlemark, 1989
"Plantiac is like making love in an airplane.
It's fucking close to heaven."
Kai Holst, 1993
ST NEWS POPULARITY POLL - THE RESULTS
by Richard Karsmakers
Finally, they have arrived. On last April 1st, the deadline for
the submitting of pop poll entries struck. It made an awesome
whizzing sound as it flew by, and eventually it turned out that
104 people had sent in their forms. Here you can read the results
from what you, our readers, have said.
I have reproduced the results below, with an extra score column
added where applicable. This score, which is a very tough one, is
meant to give an indication of the overall rating of what you
thought of the individual entries. Each 'bad' opinion got a value
of -2, each 'average' rating got -1, each 'good' rating got +1,
and each 'excellent' rating got +2. Our aim is to make stuff that
is awarded with a value above zero, of course. Some rankings are
added between brackets, and some remarks in light writing.
Clever clogs might notice that the numbers don't always count
together to 104 (as a matter of fact, most of the time this
doesn't happen). This is caused by many people simply not having
filled in particular items.
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How many issues of ST NEWS have you ever read?
One 15
Two-five 23
Five-ten 12
Ten-twenty 33
Twenty-thirty 21
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To how many people do you averagely copy ST NEWS when you get
it?
None 14
One 5
Two-five 48
Six-ten 6
Ten-twenty 13
Twenty-thirty 18
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Is ST NEWS easily available through your local PD libraries?
Yes 9
No 54
Yes, but not all 41
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What do you think of the following types of articles, all of
which have appeared during the six previous volumes of ST NEWS?
Don't tick any boxes if you haven't read them.
Bad Average Good Excellent Score
Adventure solutions 1 6 23 38 91 (6)
Software review intros O 44 37 5 - 2
With Cronos Warchild O 6 38 8 48 (8)
Software reviews O 1 69 25 118 (2)
Programming tricks 68000 2 14 30 15 28
Programming tricks GfA 1 6 38 13 37
68000 course O 8 23 14 43
Forth course 8 21 3 1 - 33
The Wizards O 8 5 24 45 (9)
ST Software news O 2 72 20 110 (4)
Did you know that 1 29 31 28 28
Real-time articles O 7 14 61 129 (1)
The ST's Viruses O 11 35 41 105 (5)
Crimson's 'walkthrough' O 26 32 2 10
Interviews O 2 72 22 114 (3)
Non computer related articles
Small novels O 5 39 23 80 (7)
Pin-ups 26 64 3 O -113
Serious, deep stuff O 39 47 8 24
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Now follows a list of topics that are woven into various ST
NEWS articles/issues. What do you think of them?
Bad Average Good Excellent Score
Human interest O 12 54 23 88 (2)
Films/movies O 32 53 6 33 (5)
Books 5 26 44 5 18 (8)
Music O 13 44 35 101 (1)
Girls 12 11 38 14 31 (6)
Absurd religion 19 29 19 7 - 34
Plantiac 5 17 22 14 23 (7)
The ST NEWS pictures 8 28 34 24 38 (4)
The ST NEWS music 3 21 26 41 81 (3)
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What do you think of the ST NEWS user interface as such? Any
suggestions?
There have been MANY suggestions. Here you will find many of
them, with the exception of suggestions that have already been
implemented (such as the ability to exit the pageview mode by
means of the right mouse button).
OPINIONS
1) It's not original, but very useful. Much better than the
various other magazines around.
2) Nice menus and a very good text displayer.
3) Do NOT change it. It's about as good as can be functional.
4) It does its job, and not too cleverly. Transparency and
intuitiveness are far more valuable than any amount of "I am the
best" programming. After all, is the shell for the reader or the
programmer?
5) "Maggie" is slick but I'd rather have your interface any day.
SUGGESTIONS
1) Implement a way to save articles as straight ASCII for those
readers who don't have "1st Word Plus".
2) Try to beat the "Maggie" user interface (haha). I'm sure you
can do it it you want to.
3) Maybe the window rout (pageviewer) could be in assembler?
4) What about a module player instead of the usual music?
5) What about block-marking parts of articles for printing?
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Which issue of ST NEWS did you think contained the best music?
The top five is the following:
1 - Volume 4 Issue 4 (The one with the LateST NEWS Quest)
Selected by 19 people.
This contained a whole load of music. A logical choice.
2 - Volume 7 Issue 2
Selected by 15 people.
The "Terminator II" soundtrack by Big Alec of Delta Force.
3 - Volume 5 Issue 2
Selected by 12 people.
"Mega Apocalypse" by Mad Max of The Exceptions.
This is very interesting, I think, as the music didn't work
very well, with some odd sounds. It causes us to no longer
attempt to get stuff from Mad Max.
4 - Volume 3 Issue x
Selected by 7 people.
"BMX Simulator", composed by David Whittaker, programmed by
Mad Max of The Exceptions.
Sorry. Forgot which issue and couldn't be buggered to find
out, to be honest.
5 - Volume 5 Issue 1
Selected by 6 people.
"Scoop", composed by Jeroen Tel, programmed by Mad Max of
The Exceptions.
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Which issue of ST NEWS did you consider to be the all-time best?
Another top five in order here.
1 - Volume 4 Issue 4 (The LateST NEWS Quest)
Selected by 42(!) people.
2 - Volume 7 Issue 1
Selected by 21 people.
3 - Volume 7 Issue 2
Selected by 15 people.
4 - Volume 7 Issue 3
Selected by 9 people.
5 - Volume 6 Issue 2
Selected by 8 people.
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Which articles would you like to see more of?
1) More "Did you know that...", real-time articles, interviews,
non-computer, aCoke Quest, more GfA trix.
2) More 68000 tricks (x2).
3) More real-time articles and interviews.
4) More GfA Trix and small novels.
5) Disk magazine reviews, real-time articles.
6) 3D programming.
7) More coding, interviews and real-time articles.
8) More novels and stuff.
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Which articles have you not seen so far, but would you surely
like to see one day?
More metallica (see Volume 7 Issue 2), DIY about the cartridge
port, hardware review of the Falcon.
Articles on "GfA Basic" suited to the programming of utilities
rather than the usual tips which tend to be biased towards demo
creation.
Regular graphics column with pics in varied states of finishing.
Creativity articles
User's hard-and software setups (AUTO folder and stuff). What
and why, and why what not.
An article reviewing the New TCB Demo!
Interfacing GfA and assembler (graphics routs, soundtracker
music)
That's it. I would like to extend gratitude to all the people
who sent in their polls. I think it's great that you are so much
interested in what is going on. I am sure the future will see us
getting better and better!
Disclaimer
The text of the articles is identical to the originals like they appeared
in old ST NEWS issues. Please take into consideration that the author(s)
was (were) a lot younger and less responsible back then. So bad jokes,
bad English, youthful arrogance, insults, bravura, over-crediting and
tastelessness should be taken with at least a grain of salt. Any contact
and/or payment information, as well as deadlines/release dates of any
kind should be regarded as outdated. Due to the fact that these pages are
not actually contained in an Atari executable here, references to scroll
texts, featured demo screens and hidden articles may also be irrelevant.