Mooo (Melkunie)
"He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return."
South African saying
THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF THE COWS
PART I
by Stephen L. Schultz, the Creator
These files originally occurred in the Untouchables Disk
Magazine issue 2. Mat, the mag's chief editor, added bits and
reformatted it. We reformatted it again (which was quite a bit of
work because it was originally a lot wider than our 65-column
pageviewer limit). Thanks to Mat for everything!
THE BIRTH OF THE COWS
Now, as for how it all started. Well, I think John Christensen,
my old roomate, was the first person to discover: (__)
(oo)
\/
looked like a cow's head. He once transmitted it via write to
someone else and has it say, "MOO". I suppose it originated from
(* *) which in our implementation of PASCAL was begin and end
comment. And he just added the rest of it.
Then, as I said earlier, our system had crashed, and I was
sitting around talking with a friend, Geordie Kleuber. He was
working on some project or other and needed to know ANSI escape
sequences. As I had just finished writing graphics primitives in
MACRO-11 for a project I was working on, I knew them cold. So I
demonstrated how to position the cursor and how to turn
attributes on and off.
I was doing this in local mode, and wanted something to draw, so
I drew one of John's "MOOs" as he called them. Then, as I need
more attributes to turn on and off, I added the rest of the body.
Being the corny person that I am, and seeing as how the Chernobyl
incident was current events at the time, I decided to make the
entire cow blink. Then I made the entire cow blink and bold.
Then I made the entire cow blink, bold, and reverse video. And I
added captions underneath, "Within 100 miles of Chernobyl"
"Within 10 miles of Chernobyl" and "Within 1 mile of Chernobyl."
Geordie thought it was hilarious. And as we had a local
newsgroup, local.noise (now csh.noise since the organization was
Computer Science House) for posting all sorts of ramblings. I
decided to make an entire posting out of the cows. The house
loved them, and so I continued to make up more.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to me, Adam Stein, a house member who was
cooping at Xerox, took copies of them and posted them to
rec.humor there. Because at the time, CSH did not have a full
news feed, and only got incoming news, nothing went back out.
Adam one day forwarded me some letters of people praising the
cows. I didn't know until the third or fourth posting that they
were going out. Not that I minded.
It was funny. For the next year or so, people would tell me how
while they were on coop in YourCity, USA they would see my cows
posted on the wall. When I was at a DECUS once, someone
recognized my name (I was giving a talk on Imaging Science) as
the creator of the cows and made mention of it and about 20
people in the audience knew what he meant when he spoke of the
"net cows."
It was kind of neat. Since then, they have taken on a life of
their own. I had no idea how many new ones had been created.
Some of them are so intricate, it amazes me someone took the time
to do it.
Someone once suggested putting them into a book, but I said,
"They wouldn't make it in a book. They only live on the net.
There they have character. In a book, they are just characters."
I'd much rather see them live in the public domain anyways.
Especially since there have been so many contributions from so
many different people. It really is kind of neat.
Who'd of thunked it? :)
THE ORIGINAL GUIDE TO COWS
Today, we are going to compare and contrast those lovely little
bovines. So sit back and enjoy, but don't forget to take notes.
There may be a surprise quiz sometime next week.
(__)
(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
Arriving at RIT After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to
psychadelic mushrooms wash down psychadelic
mushrooms
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had
four legs or eight
...And now, the Golden Bovine Awards!
(__)
(oo) (_)
/-------\/ V
/ | || /G\
* ||----|| ___[B]___
^^ ^^ | |
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...the nominees
for the best leading bull in a motion picture are:
Christopher for his role as the Brooklyn tough in the
critically acclaimed drama, "Chew the Cud Slowly"
Gambler, the swashbuckling hero in this years box-office
block buster in "Cow Wars III: Return of the Bovine"
Samson, as the somewhat deranged longhorn in what has been
described as this years most artistic film,
"Slaughterhouse Mine"
Spencer for his outstanding portrayal of a cow who gets
involved in some crazy farmers scheme and gets sent to
foreign fields where his only goal is to get "Back to
the Pasture"
George, the latest heart throb to dance his way across the
silver screen in "Hoofloose"
and
Bitters in a thought provoking role as an in-mate at a barn
for the mentally impaired in "One Flew Over the Milking
Machine"
And the winner is...
Christopher in "Chew the Cud Slowly"
I would like to thank everyone who helped me make this movie,
without whom I never would have won, especially, Farmer Brown,
whose guidance and patience around feeding time helped me through
the long nights of rehearsals and shootings, and Farm-Hand John,
who used to sneak out at night to open the gate to the stud pen
so that I could relieve some of my other tensions, and to....
\
(__) (___)
(oo) (_) (O O)
/-------\/ V \ /---------\
/ | || /G\ O || | \
* ||----|| ___[B]___ ||-----|| *
^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^
I would like to express my heart felt thanks to Gary Larson for
giving me explicit written permission to use his Far Side cartoon
panel as a basis for this cow posting:
...and with its onboard floating point
and dual I and D cache buffers, the
CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any
micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!!
\ \
\ \
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/
/----\ /----\ /----\
/| |\ /| |\ /| |\
^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^
| | | | |C| | |
/----\ /----\ +-+ /----\
/ \ \ / \ \ / \ \
^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^
MOO Oh, how boring it must
/ be to be a cow.
(__) (__) \ (__)
(oo) (oo) _______ (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\ // ||\ \ \/-------\
/ | || || | \ _____//___||_\ \___ || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| * ) _ _ \ ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |_/ \________/ \___| ^^ ^^
________________________________\_/________\_/___________________
...So explain to me again how
they were able to achieve
zero wait states...
\ It's party time!
\ \
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/
/----\ /----\ /----\
/| |\ /| |\ /| |\
^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^
| | | | |C| [BUD]| |[BUD]
/----\ /----\ +-+ [SIX]/----\[SIX]
/ \ \ / \ \ / \ \
^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^
CLIPPER is a trademark of the Fairchild Semiconductor Corporation,
BUD is a trademark of Anheiser Busch Brewing, and
"Far Side" is a New York Times Syndication.
/
/ And we're just stupid cows.
(__) /
(oo) (__)
/-------\/ (oo)
/ | || \/-------\
* ||----|| || | \
^^ ^^ ||----|| *
^^ ^^
*****
Many people have been asking me why there are so many different
kinds of milk on the shelves. Not just different brands, but
different types, like Whole or Low-Fat. Well, I have decided to
answer that question in full. Listed below are most of the major
types of milk available on the market today and with them are the
type of cow that produces the milk. Most American citizens don't
even begin to realize all of the carefull in-breeding that went
into producing these strains of dairy the average consumer would
have a wide selection of milk to choose from. In fact, most
Americans are ignorant of tha fact that this many different types
of cows exist. Most people believe that all cows look alike.
Not so, as we are soon to find out.
Stephen L. Schultz
Head of Heifer Control
Computer Science House
Rochester Institute of Technology
Rochester, New York 14623
(__) (__) __)
(oo) (oo) o)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | O || * ||----||
* ||----|| || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives
(W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk.
(__)
(dd) .
/-------\/
/ | || U .
* ||----|| /---V .
^^ ^^ * |--| .
Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (gave)
Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk.
Warning: Two of the last three are crude.
(__)
__(oo)
(__) / \/ (__) (___)
milk / \\ (oo) (O O)
/-------\/ /| /-^^---\/ /--------\ /
/ | || / | /| || / | ||O
* ||----|| * || ||----|| * ||@\---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives
Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream.
I warned you.
In an attempt to cash in on the cow craze that swept
local.noise, Detroit has decided to produce a complete line of
auto-moo-biles. Japan was quick to follow suit and produced a
few cows too, as were a couple of European countries. Below is a
list of the auto-moo-biles reviewed by "Cow and Track" magazine.
Before you read the list, I would like to point out that a
friend of mine recently purchased a particular brand of
automobile and we have been kidding her about the small size of
this automobile. It is intended to needle this person, but if
you wish to take offense and want to flame me for degrading the
car, then please, feel free to send all flames to:
rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!adam
If you wish to make any constructive comments or suggestions to
add to my collection of cows, please mail to:
rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!hawk
(__) Stephen L. Schultz
(oo) Head of Heifer Control
/-------\/ Computer Science House
/ | || Rochester Institute of Technology
* ||----|| Rochester, New York 14623
^^ ^^
Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification:
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-----------\/ /---------\/ /-------\/ /-----\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | || U
* ||--------||* ||------||* ||----||* ||--|| /---V
OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O
Full-Size Mid-Size Compact Sub-Compact Yugo
These are some of the various models offered:
__ (__) ______ (__) (__) (__)
/ \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo)
/ ---\/ * --\/ /| |---\/ @ ---\/
* | || | || * |______| || /| || U
||----|| ||--------|| ||--------|| * ||------|| /---V
OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O
Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Rollerskate
Although some people like to customize their cows:
(__) \
(oo) \
/-------\/ (__) \__)
/ | || /---_ (__) (oo) (oo)
* ||----|| / | -_(oo) /-----------\[] /--------\/
OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U
O O O O || -_|| * ||--------|| * ||------||( \---V
OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O--O
Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy ^
Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, |
cb radio, and |
custom pin-striping |
|
Yugo with rear spoiler ----------------------------------------+
Then there are the luxury cows:
(__)
(oo)
/---------------------------------------------\/
/ | || U
* ||------------------------------------------|| /-----V
OO OO * O----O
Stretch Limo Yugo Limo
And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry:
/------------------------------------------
/ | |
/ | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_____)
/ | | ( O O )
/ | | \ /
* |________________________________________|___\ /
OO OO OO OO O . .__.,,
The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being
run over by the 18 hoofer
Many people have been asking what the most read magazine is
amongst the bulls in the pen. Well the answer is an easy one,
it's PLAYBULL. But not too many people know who own's PLAYBULL,
so I thought it would be nice to head out to the PLAYBULL Mansion
and meet the founder and editor, Hugh Heifer.
Steve Schultz
Head of Heifer Control
Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL
Bunnies. Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he
always wears his comfortable silk bathrobes.
\ / \ /
\__/ (___) \__/
(oo) (o o) (oo)
/-------\/ /---+----\ / \/-------\
/ | || / | | ||O || | \
* ||----|| * ||-+---|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we
see next issues centerfold posing in front of the camera.
(__) O
(o[o]| * (__)
/-------\/ v / (oo)v
/ | ||_/ \-------\/ \
* ||----| v____/ / \/
^^ ^ v___\____v/___/
Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful
photo graduate bovine, or what?
Well, if you liked the way the centerfold looked, you may want
some biographical data:
Name: Ingrid
Age: 4
Occupation: Dairy producer
Major Turn-ons: A well charged cattle prod
Major Turn-offs: A stud pen with too many cows
and not enough bulls
Favorite TV Show: T.J. Hoofer
Favorite Rock Group: George Thorocud
Favorite Sexual Position: Up against the barbed wire
Ambitions in Life: To be in heat during the running
of the bulls
Our system (VAXIMG) is currently down for FCO's, and so, having
nothing better to do (not necessarily true, but nothing better
that this) I decided to draw a few cows. These cows are from the
Corner Crew, so watch out, they are loud and obnoxious at hockey
games.
Hawk
(_ _)
(__) (o o)
(oo) \ /-------\
/-------\/ || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split
(__) (__) *
(oo) (oo) /
/-------\/ \/-------/
/ | || || | o
* ||----|| ||----|| ooo
:: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo
Your team skates Like a pile of . . .
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
\/-------\ /-------\/
\\ \ \ / / //
\\----\\ * * //----//
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Shift to the left Shift to the right
(__)
(oo)
/--\/--\ (__)
/ | | \ (oo)
^ | | ^ ---\/----<
/----\ | \-+-<
/ \ \ | |
^ * ^ *__|__-+-<-<
Stand up Sit down
(__) * (__)(__)
(xx) \ (@@)(oo)
/-------\/ >---\------\/ \/-------\
/ | || | ||>---| || \
* ||----|| |-----|| |----|| *
^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^
Fight, fight, fight!
_______________________
|^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a )
| | ( doctor, not a butcher!)
@| Oo (---------------------))
(MM) | ._> (__) )
(oo) \ / (oo)
/-------\/ /--------- /-------\/
/ | || / | || / I * II
* ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow
________________ (__)
// (__)(__)||(__)\\ (oo)
// (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ /-------\/
// \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / //____\\
/ ============||=======\\ * // \\
(| |- ||- ||)
|________|_____||________||/ ***********
\-( O )----------( O )--/ **** ***
--- --- *** *
****o
Cowpool ******
***
*** *
(__) *** ***
(oo) ******
/-------\/___()~
/ | || Cow jumping over the moon
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow smoking a pipe
o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o
(__) o o o o o o
(oo) o o o o o o
/-------\/___() o o o o
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe
* * * o @ ~
* * * , o * *
(__) * * * . * o
(oo) * * ) . *
/-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ *
/ | || (
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow star-gazing
|
\|/
----*----
/|\
|
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow wishing upon a star
________ _______
(__) / \ (__) / \
(oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! )
/-------\/ --'\________/ /-------\/ --'\_______/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
A Cow-mon Dyslexic
Mistake Cow @@@@@
@@\0 0/@@
(o o)
___________________________ ** |U| **
/ / / / ***( )***
/ /__________/ / // \ / \\
/ / // *** \\
/ / *******
/ / ***********
/ / ***************
/ 3.5" 135tpi / *******************
/__________________________/ *********************
*********************
Cow Stored as Binary
Information. Cow Belle
(___) (___) (___)(___)
(o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o)
/------\ / (__) \_(--) /------\ / \ /-----\
/ ____O (oo) / (**)\ / (__)_O O___ \
( )/----\----\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)--\---/--/( )
/\oo===| / ~ || \\ / /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\
| || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || |
* || || || ||| || * || || || || *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Cows at a garden party
* (__) .
\ (oo) .'
...\------\/ '.
(__) (__) . (__) || (__)
(oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo)
/-------\/ /------\ / /-------\/ ^^/-------\/
/ | || / | |\/ / | || \| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><----><
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling
pissed off pissed on pissed
(__) * (__) * (__) ( )
(oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( )
/-------\/ ..\-------\/ \-------\/ ( ( )
/ | || . | || / \\ ( ) )
* ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\ ( )
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where
give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before
(__) (__) s * )__(
(oo) (@@) s / (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/
/ | || / | || /------(xx) | |
* ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \
WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow
long grass grass
(__) (__) (___) * (___)
(00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\ / \-------\ /
/ | || / | || / | |O | |O
* ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--||
^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^
Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after
drink mistake calf went away
(__) * (__) (__) (__)
(DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \-------\/ /-',',', \/ /-------\/
/ | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) ||
* ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^
Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of
above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow
(with due accowlades
to Gary Larson
-\ /- (The Far Side))
'\/'
(oo) _________
/------- \/ | \ /|
./ | , | - -X- - |
|------| |/______\_|
--|------|---------|-------
/---------------------------\
/ __ \\
// / \ __ \\\
/// / \ \\\\
Highland Cow
________ \
|########| \
|########| \
--------\ \
(__) | \
(oo) | \ ______________________
\/ | | |
/+++\ o | |
/+++++\ | ____ |
~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | |
/ ii \ \ | \ W.C.| |
~~ ~~ \ | ---- |
\ | |
\ | |
In"cow"tinent \|------------------------
(__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^
A well adjust(1)ed Cow
(__)
(oo)
^^ ^^
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow
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A compress(1)ed Cow
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An awk(1)ward Cow
begin 644 cow
M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\("
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end
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__
_|__|_
(oo)
/-------\/
/ |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun)
* ||----|
^^ ^
this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
the hell is the horse then ?', let me
inform u that it too needs recreation and
has gone to play man-shoes !!
___________________________
| | (__) \
| | (oo) |
| | /-------\/ \____ Cow'ndom
| | / | || ____) Use it to
| | * ||----|| / prevent AIDS
| | ~~ ~~ |
| |___________________________/
/-------------------------------------------------------------
|[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ------
/ | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |[][]| |
| | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |[][]| |_
|--------------------------| |----------------------| |----
| | | | |
+---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\---======----
Cow-st liner
_-_
(__) [ ]
(oo) /-_-
\/-------/
|| |
||----||
~~ ~~
(__) *
(oo)
/-------\/ ~~____________________________________________
/ | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
* ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||
~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
_-_
[ ] (__)
-_-\ ( )
\--------
| ||
||----||
~~ ~~
Andrei Ag-cow-si
(__)_________________________________________________________(__)
(oo) (oo)
\/___________________________________________________________\/
Cowaxial Cable
(__) (__)
( V V ) (oo)
(>O O<) /-------\/
( A A ) / | ||
/-------\/ * ||----||
/ | || | \ | \
* ||----|| V> V> V> V>
^^ ^^
Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow
++ ++
+||---||+
(__) | 1 2 3 | (__)
(oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo)
/-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\/__
/ | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/
* ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \_____/
^^ ^ ^^ ^
Cattle call Cow punch
(__) / _
(oo) / / \
-\/-/ | + |
/\__/_| (___) |___|
/ / (o o) (o o)
| / /_______\ / /-------\ /
\ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O
| | * || || * ||,---||
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull
___ ___
\ \ \ \
(___) ___\__\__\__\__
(o o) | O O O O O O|
--\ /----+-------------+-------/
| O /
\ /
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Steerage
___________________
___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY )
_|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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/ (___) \ /\_c|
| (o o) | / \ C#=}~|
\_\ /_/ | ) \ (___) _____
| O | | | o | (- -) / zzz |
| | \ | | | /-------\ / ---<______/
/~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O
/ \ | / \| * ||,---||
~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^
| | || || Bulldozer
\ \ || ||
ID ID
Le Bullet Russe
Dick Tracy's Cow
More cows are a-comin' in part II...
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